Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Top comments
A07 48
You need to have a chat with your partner because you don't just wake up with herpes.
A07 48
What's the difference between Love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever.
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Comments (98)
91hayek 31
and how?
gracehi 33
The herpes spontaneously manifested itself itself, obviously.
disbatch 14
Dirty sex
xXShadowStormXx 12
By eating a sandwhich, how the **** do you think?
DFMLharsh 20
Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
91hayek 31
I lament the state of education on herpes; that people think it can be exclusively contracted by sexual contact. I merely want more information. Read this FML (21181955) and its informative comments. What was I expecting of a generation raised on test packets, **** and alarmist news? Step up, people.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
**** has always been around.
BeastyMcbeast 19
#21 You obviously don't have any way of detecting sarcasm as it was all over the replies to your initial comment. I'm pretty sure most of us on here know what herpes is and how its transmitted. If you don't then you probably shouldn't be on this site.
Vitotaylor36 13
The sarcasm in the replies were because people were assuming that OP got herpes from sex, which would back up #21, who stated that it is a sad day that these people don't know the different ways to get herpes.
summer4me 25
I'm sorry you have to go through that. Make sure to tell your last partner to get tested though!
A07 48
You need to have a chat with your partner because you don't just wake up with herpes.
bad_boyfriend 10
You can contract herpes and not show symptoms for years
Echoa21 18
The same person can't have both top comments! You're cheating!
logicnazi 18
Does the herpes some how keep you in an eternal state of sleeping?
charlie2106 3
Erm, yes you do. Maybe next time look things up when you don't understand it.
RainTears 15
#29 i would never have sex with another person unless they get themselves tested...I've seen quite a few stories of these situations, i dont want to end up in one of them
MrsPegg 45
68: that's wishful thinking. If you can make every potential partner wait and go get tested that's awesome. But most people (hence most) will just wrap it up and have fun. Condoms aren't 100%, I know, but if they don't have an active breakout and you use one properly, you're pretty safe.
SpankyRaven 31
#68 Testing for herpes is not straight forward and also not part of a standard STD test. The blood test will show if you have HSV 1 or HSV 2, but it will not tell you where it is. HSV 2 used to predominantly be genital, but people also have oral HSV 2. It used to be that HSV 1 was oral herpes, now up to 40% of genital herpes is HSV 1. To be 100% safe you would only be able to sleep with people who have neither HSV 1 or HSV 2. That means you can only sleep with less than 10% (5% in some countries) of the worlds population. You are knocking out a lot of very nice people for a very mild illness in the majority of cases. It also means you cannot kiss anyone unless they have tested negative for both, providing you yourself are negative for both at the moment. Many people are infected as children being kissed by relatives. The social stigma of genital herpes is far worse than the disease itself. But you should get tested for STDs and always be careful.
PatMcGroin12345 11
You can't shake the herp. It's the gift that keeps on giving .
A07 48
What's the difference between Love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever.
onlychildFTW 34
You have both top comments! Respect bro!
iLuvfatchickz 4
One lasts forever the other ended when the op found out they were infected with it
ajeppsen 25
You sir, are a ******* legend.
gracehi 33
Your user name. That's probably how I'd handle that situation too.
_ely_foster_ 11
yo wtf that hella sucks
adamg214 7
Can you teach me how to speak Negro?
cookiethumper 23
Cover your stump before you hump
Dave_Davington 34
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
countryb_cth 38
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Dave_Davington 34
Remember kids, no balloon, no party.
littleking94 14
suit up the boner before you bone her. sorry just had to add to that. also wanted to acknowledge that op is female, so I guess we're actually talking to dude who didn't strap jimmy on. Shame on you dude
bingalingading 12
wrap it before ya tap it.
AndyClara 39
#24 How do you know OP is female? They don't say and men can get thrush (yeast infection) as well. Thrush on the glans can look a lot like herpes.
icecoldfml 7
No making love without the glove
smidge1987 11
Frankly it's not just the mans job to be making sure things are safe anyway. It takes 2 to tango so in my opinion both should be responsible if it wasn't
Dave_Davington 34
Don't be a fool, bag your tool.
Nini01_fml 9
no glove no love
pooldude 24
remember my friend, "no glovey, no lovey!"
bad_boyfriend 10
You can get herpes while using a condom
Jowisee 29
Don't be silly, wrap your willy!
disbatch 14
Chronic, poor partner choose
littleking94 14
all it takes is one time.
Aimeejasmine 15
Nice, totally was all OP's fault, there's no chance a previous partner was an asshole