Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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Comments (200)
SANTAYELNATS 4
You have my sympathy.
mindy12182 17
Good example of when you buy underwear make sure you wash before you wear em or any clothes
zZLightZz 13
FML community is the worst
KenB99 15
if your mother had it, you could still get it. herpes is just transferred through contact
missmisery86 11
how is that possible?
dave20012 15
Sorry OP, I wish I could help you on an answer as to how you got it but I'm no expert..I mean I could respond like most comment Already done like toilet seat bathing suit and what ever else..but like I said I'm no expert..good luck
LegendaryMant 4
Friends may come and go, but herpes will always be there.
gpg5 19
Hey, it has to start somewhere!
jonf502 6
Jacking off much? Lol i don't think that's possible to get it from that I'm just putting the idea out there
puzzy 13
I think it can be passed down if your mother had it before she had you