Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
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angus 17
Get re-tested and if it’s not a false positive, then you need to get anti retro virals and lead a healthy lifestyle. It’s not a death sentence
copalolita 17
One of your Tinder dates was probably infected. Just because you used condoms does not make you 100% exempt from contracting an STD. HIV can be transmitted via vaginal/seminal fluids/blood of an infected person. It may have gotten somewhere into your body during intercourse. It’s really important to get tested and encourage your potential hookups to get tested as well. You can’t just be dipping your dick into everyone and their mother without taking precautions. Both FML for contracting a horrible illnesss & YDI for not being careful where you put your dick.
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poopface82 25
Maybe wait a week or two and check again. Could have been a false positive.
angus 17
Get re-tested and if it’s not a false positive, then you need to get anti retro virals and lead a healthy lifestyle. It’s not a death sentence
copalolita 17
One of your Tinder dates was probably infected. Just because you used condoms does not make you 100% exempt from contracting an STD. HIV can be transmitted via vaginal/seminal fluids/blood of an infected person. It may have gotten somewhere into your body during intercourse. It’s really important to get tested and encourage your potential hookups to get tested as well. You can’t just be dipping your dick into everyone and their mother without taking precautions. Both FML for contracting a horrible illnesss & YDI for not being careful where you put your dick.
FuhQ 2
Random hookups are exciting but not risk free. Is the possibility of HIV worth one hour of excitement?
Lost Reggie 22
Condoms are no guarantee when it comes to STDs. They aren't even 100% against pregnancy. I'm sorry this happened you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Do you absolutely have to keep having random hookups? It seems rather shallow to me.