Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
FuhhTynderMaye
United States
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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mercury83 3
You probably contracted herpes from oral sex. I don't agree that you still qualify as a virgin but you actually do.
peelmeandsee 8
Is this diagnosed, or a self diagnosis? If it's undiagnosed, do yourself a favour and look into something called Forcyde Spots. It may just be that, and they are completely harmless.
robertmil90 10
all the pain none of the pleasure fyl
Omniprism 15
I think it can be passed through birth.
sartrow 8
that is terrible, I really feel for you, just keep it in mind that lots of people have it and live normal lives, you will find that wonderful guy and live happily ever after : ) still my heart goes out to you!!
gracehi 33
Yeah, a "virgin." Right.
Levvy 22
Put your money where your mouth is: Go lick the next big open sore you see on someone. You didn't have sex with them, so that means it can't possibly infect you with anything! Come back when you've done that or when you're ready to apologize. Pick one.
rec_chem 22
I'm thinking one of those sentences isn't entirely true...
Levvy 22
Germ theory has been in play for about 468 years now, and it appears even that hasn't yet been enough time to figure out how to teach you how viruses work.
TheBuraaQ 10
How u did that o.O ??
flightsimdude 5
You can get it from your parents
Sirriddler 3
And this ladies and gents is what toilet sanitiser in cubicles is for. One of the worst parts of being a man is sitting down on the old throne and knowing that lad Jnr. Is pushed against the same piece of porcelain that accommodated that guy that just came out holding a copy of Asian Babes.