Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Sharing is caring
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
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Wrap it up
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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mosquito19 14
it's a miracle. Jesus has blessed you with it. god works in mysterious ways.
austin_hall29 9
You're a virgin... That you know of
janiiine 5
I'm so sorry :( there are a lot of tactless comments here sofar, but I truly feel for you. It'll be okay x
tjw1616 21
I feel bad too :(
worldclassrager 41
How does that happen? Are you sure you didn't have drunk sex or something that you don't remember?
sincerely_emily 9
Woooow... FYL
ckcknight 13
Thank your parents!
Taylor3387679 6
You can get genital herpes from oral sex.
CeltHound 14
Wow...had no idea that was possible!!!
iann32 10
I hope its not German herpes.
thenewgirl29 20
I work in healthcare OP. That can happen if someone has a cold sore performs oral sex on you. The type of herpes that causes cold sores and things like shingles type-1, can cause symptoms of type-2, such as genital sores. Very detailed, but true.