Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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Obacooba 14
What did your parent do to you as a kid...
facestealer234 2
public bathrooms we have no idea what people could be doing in there
Amaris_lovell 11
Bad luck Brian
duckhunter6 6
how does that work?
Slone1329 0
It's very unlikely that you would get genital herpes from a toilet seat. Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) spread by skin-to-skin contact. In most cases, the virus enters your body through mucous membranes — the type of skin found in your mouth, genitals or anus. The virus can also enter your body through skin that has tiny scrapes or tears. People can have genital herpes for years without knowing it. The virus can be spread even if an infected person has no genital sores. Because the virus dies quickly outside of the body, it's nearly impossible to get the infection through contact with toilets, towels or other objects used by an infected person.
lanexox1d 22
not to worry, it is something you are born with. if you occasionally get cold sores or get a cold sore out of the blue it means you have the herpes virus, its just something you're born with or develope over time
Nessco 36
Those saying you can get it from parents are technically correct. It is very rare with about 1500 cases worldwide per year. Think of how many babies are born per year. it will also become evident within the first week or two of birth. Therefore, if it was contracted this way, OP (or their parents) would already be aware of this.
shotgun_girl 17
Follow up please. I would very much like to know what your doctor said caused it, if that's ok.
Heroprime 16
You are patient 0..
PurpleMyth 28
This is a much more interesting take on the Virgin Mary.