Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
FuhhTynderMaye
United States
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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Comments (200)
noone225 6
I feel so bad for op
ladybugz23 13
ew too much information
kodaechan 6
Mary got Jesus, you got herpes. looks like you pulled the short straw...sorry op..
91hayek 31
time to start a religion!
peggscott 14
Herp herp hooray!!
Nyahko 16
you can get herpes a number of ways that do not involve sex: it an be transmitted through saliva, breast milk , blood ,ect. you could have gotten it from your mother at birth or through exposure to her breast milk , it could have been transferred from a cold sore on your mouth when if you touched you mouth right before using the bathroom (assuming you wipe after) or masturbating
mavee103 9
Incorrect, you cannot get it from breastmilk. -_-
xSkittle 16
It looks like your parents and school education failed.
Levvy 22
Oh? Do elaborate.
bv2332 10
No your not
sandman2118 10
By biggest fear
Federgirl 19
The only way to get that if you're still a virgin in thru oral...
2i1337i2iscore 13
Nope wrong!! Please come back and try for the correct answer on FYL.!
sprints54 19
Maybe you shoulda turned down that roffie-colada