Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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xoteeshaox 22
sorry about this. but some comments here have been incorrect (not that its their fault, they couls be misinformed). you can get it by heritage (so ask youre mum or dad if they have it), you cant get it from a toilet seat (it needs a host, as others have said) and it cant be cured, you can treat it and stop an outbreak, but outbreaks will occur for the rest of your life. sorry.
imnotanybody 2
Well when you get one STD there's only one thing left to do: play a round of pokemon "gotta catch 'em all"
pitapizzaparty 18
You can still get herpes from anal ..
WMFG16 14
Liaaaarrrr
MikeyLean 8
Man reading this shit and all the comments got me scared . Too many bitches got rabies!!!
WinterBlue42 22
It's unlikely, but very possible you inherited it from one of your parents, OP. Flare ups don't necessarily happen immediately, or so I have heard. It is also possible you got it from another source, but who knows. This is one of those few FMLs that is truly worthy of a 'FYL', because. . Truly, your life is partially ******. Sorry OP! D:
loathingloser 14
I'm sorry.. I really am.. Things will be okay, they somehow always do..
oh_shit_balls_ 8
It's gotta start somewhere
alex_gen 39
If he/she says they're a virgin, then they're a virgin. Who are you to tell him/her what he/she is? You don't his/her sex life. Oral counts as sex; as too, does anal. Therefore, he/she probably got herpes from their parents. Stop trying to bring him/her down more by making him/her out to be a liar. I have the deepest sympathies for you OP. Maybe one day there will be a cure, and you can be free again!
blackychan63 12
someday doesn't help the herpes she has today
Brilliant66star 17
Whut?! The Immaculate Infection..?