Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
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Hawks87 3
um you dont get over herpes.
dekker2010 1
Herpes can be transmitted via drinking glasses, plates, towels and other ways that dont need "Special contact". My aunt, a teacher, got it on her eyelids from rubbing them while correcting tests and homework sheets...
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Hawks87 3
um you dont get over herpes.
mala_19 20
Once you have it you will always carry the virus but it will NOT always be active. Soo um... Yeah you can get over it but it is likley to come back.
kfchicken 31
it's still inside you, that's not getting over it that's living with it
bobsanction 18
Well they certainly were "bonding"
HokieJ 10
maybe more like bondage
dekker2010 1
Herpes can be transmitted via drinking glasses, plates, towels and other ways that dont need "Special contact". My aunt, a teacher, got it on her eyelids from rubbing them while correcting tests and homework sheets...
Vanderdale 14
This is however extremely unlikely, as in close to 0% in a healthy person. Much more likely for this to have happened because of cheating. Unfortunately the incidence of cheating increases when the partner is pregnant.
acmariner99 25
They were bonding alright.
RichardPencil 32
You let your husband have alone time with your female roommate? Hope your kid isn't genetically doomed to be stupid.
raven_of_azarath 35
Doesn’t say the roommate is female...
RichardPencil 32
I'd place my bet on female. It's possible, but more unlikely that the husband is bisexual.
brainstorm98 13
It’s not a case of intelligence. If you can’t trust your partner with your roommate, regardless of genders, you shouldn’t be with that person.
ajh1800 25
You can actually have herpes for years with no symptoms at all. That's why it's hard to trace where it came from. So it's possible that he may not have gotten it from your roommate.
zoelog 10
you don't get over herpes. you have it forever. it can also be dormant for years and then pop up so don't assume your husband was cheating.
Lora Wood 11
Men are as faithful as their opportunities. I am so sorry you will be having a cesarean birth now.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What?
Nicolette Carpenter 5
If you have herpes doctors won’t risk letting you do a vaginal birth in case it affects wee babe
JLS 4
If you can’t afford to live without a roommate you can’t afford to have a child. No married couple should be living with roommates anyways
Sady_Ct 38
My husband and I have a roommate, not because WE can’t afford it, but because we are helping a friend who helped my husband when his ex wife booted him out of his house when he busted her in their bed cheating. People live together for many reasons, some cultural, some financial, and some to do with convenience, either way you have no right to judge a situation you don’t understand.
OnReceivingEnd 18
"Bonding", is that what they're calling it now?