peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
anon
New Zealand
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Anonymous
Great start to the day
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LovesHisHand
United States
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Lichelle
United States
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, ****** in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.
Glowworm56 27
Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, ****** in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.
Glowworm56 27
Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.
whiskey'swino 15
I seriously hope it was still in the wrapper, not used.
kirby1964 20
Wow, that is amazing, a 15 year old cleaning their room.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
do you have siblings if so smack the most likely culprit
Alaina Heuerman 21
Just picked up the damn bed.
EmDizzle2007 28
I promise you, most people glanced smooth over that.