Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Mind-boggling logistics
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Top comments
Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
EvilPotato 15
And F his girlfriend's life for being in the same boat you are in.
trgower13 0
How is this a fml. Obviously it's not your problem.
jpest17 5
She can't have kids cause she got a STD that scars the folopian tubes.
JustHello123 1
Wow just be glad you divorced that dumbass.
leadman1989 16
"Dicks **** ******* but dicks also **** assholes... or else we'd all be covered in shit" Any questions?... put your hands DOWN! I never said Simon.
Jewdazking23 5
Wtf to that #74
LiyIa_fml 8
I'm hearing more and more stories about how men are cheating more often. Most of you men who can't control yourselves, and fall into the temptation are losers. I would just like to know, what the **** is wrong with you people. This goes for girls too. -_- Like we need any more crying train wrecks on the streets.
Damn_Hippster 11
I bet the baby wasn't planned...
jweezy89 4
You are hearing about cheating men more because women are becoming more and more excrutiating to be faithful too. throw your dogs a bone ladies, you'll see how easy it is to keep a man faithful.
jweezy89 4
You are hearing about cheating men more because women are becoming more and more excrutiating to be faithful too. throw your dogs a bone ladies, you'll see how easy it is to keep a man faithful.
i_amthe_walrus 0
Is it just me or did this post make you want to switch teams? All the single ladies, put your hands up!
LiyIa_fml 8
111, I agree 100% but you used better word choice then I did in my previous comment. :)
jweezy89 4
I never said anything about sex. In fact, I was referring to how much take there is from the female side in a so-called "give-and-take" relationship. I'm not saying its like that in every relationship, but it seems that in a lot of instances the woman is pushing her man to want a different woman.
fmlsaves 0
Mankind has always been sinful in nature and Cheating has always been a problem. you're barely hearing about it because children are often sheltered from such things :-/
rldostie 19
If she's pushing him that much, 135, then he is always free to leave. If he's unhappy, then it his responsibility to either talk with his SO to try to work it out, or give up on the relationship. No where does that allow for cheating. No one is responsible for another's fidelity. We only are responsible for our own actions and if a relationship is bad, it's far better to leave than cheat.
tehrealone 6
Yes
imapyro1996 4
141- what's a SO?
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
leadman1989 16
I bet she's singing "To the left to the left" Unless she's into metal then it's "GTFO before I rip out your entails and serve them to demons" Don't worry it has a sick guitar solo!
jsaxon1996 0
YDI for being infertile.
tehrealone 6
Did you consider making a human centipede?
HillbillRay 1
We dun turned our dogs into dem human centipeed type things
tehrealone 6
^This guy needs to calm down and stop commenting on the obvious, and speaking of which so should this guy
tsim_fml 0
Well your getting divorced so clearly the marriage wasn't working out aside from that. Move passed it and get on with your life
jhldc 1
Maybe she's getting a divorce because he's unfaithful. Just a thought.
ohmandapants 17
"move passed it and get on with your life"[sic] Really? Because it's just that simple. Not everyone has a heart made of STONE. You are incredibly insensitive. Get some tact.
nagrom15 5
My dad did the SAME thing to my mom.
shift_love 13
I did the same thing to your mom too. What a coincidence
rallets 23
i was another one if your moms many lovers
Random_ChickXD 0
#21 is a dick trying to be funny.
SeedlessMe 13
Jeez, people are such assholes. Both these two idiots^ and your dad.. That sucks, Nagrom. He's a douche, and I hope he didn't screw you up too bad.. :-( I'd like to say there are still good men out there.. But not so sure of that myself.....
Jewdazking23 5
Damn, i feel for you
Jewdazking23 5
# 21 You think it was a joke?? Not everything on here is a joke? You need to know when to speak and when to just be sensitive to the other person
flockz 20
i love romantic comedies, prefer cuddling to sex, long walks on the beach, cooking, doing the laundry, giving massages, and stroking your hair, and listening to your feelings. and ladies remember, there's only one of me.
leadman1989 16
75... Awww and here I thought you were gay, now you've got me playing a tiny violin I stole from a midget. :,)
Jewdazking23 5
#75 this aint no dating site. Doesnt make sense to me what your point is, but whatever
WordSmyth 2
This ain't no SPARTA! Do you type with an egg beater?
13FTW 9
There goes flockz yet again stealing the hearts of FML ladies.
LakersFanatiC 3
#86 Dont you talk to flockz like this again!
DKjazz 20
I hear women enjoy sex, too. Anybody care to confirm?
Jewdazking23 5
#120 Alright keep it cool, no harm done
ariannaimelda 7
Sounds like an episode of Maury!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Gahh, how can anyone watch that shit? I'd think most people already have enough drama in their lives.
markrs 0
I didn't know Reba wrote on FML. Jk. Great show btw.
mrbendystraw 0
Watching that show is like watching a trainwreck- Hard to watch, but you can't look away
ColtsDoug18 0
Damnn that guy is a player, someone needs to pick up pace!
omgcookeys 15
I believe you accidentally wrote "player" where " ********" should be.
Blackmail111 9
No I beileve the correct term would be "wothless pile of shit" Don't worry about it OP you're never gonna see him again ;D
mandaboo 8
I'm so sorry that this happened, but at least you're not going to have to put up with him anymore. Seems you had a child to deal with after all. In the end, its better this way. Would you really want your baby raised by this man? I feel bad for the one he's got on the way. Now, go find someone amazing and make babies with him! :)
Fruitmonster2 15
I guess this is where we all say: "dump the lousy guy" or "you can do better" There obviously has to be a reason WHY he cheated.
mandaboo 8
There isn't really a reason out there to justify cheating. There are, however, a million reasons to just end the relationship. He's doing it to two women, maybe more. He's a lousy douche, no matter how you look at it.
Shrike 24
heybuddy2344 and mandaboo- why would you feed the troll? just why?
mrosew442 10
Because he's a dickead worthless piece of ******* shit. period. end of story. question = answered
rachellooo 0
Aww f your life I'm sorry OP... Especially if you had been trying to conceive. If you were having problems and he's apparently working fine that's a double whammy.
elmoswifeybish 1
What a horndog.