Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
Donaldy190 0
Ok man RUN DUDE RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! move change your name and get plastic surgery RUNNNNNNNN She sounds like a nutter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dopeyrox 0
I agree get a restraining order. She's threatend your life dude that's a crazy chick!
Aprincess300 0
Oh god u better move and change your name IF ALL FAILS TAKE THE GUN AND SHOOT HER
xrainbow_veinsx 1
I think that means it's time to call the cops, get a restraining order, and pack your shit up to move. Even if she doesn't get locked up right away you'd still probably get the restraining order and if she's that crazy she will break it and then be locked up, just hope she doesn't break it to kill you.
ashiiya 0
Wow.....she really does need help. Chances are she won't want the help though and it's not like you can beat her or anything, so move far away. Run awayyyy Stalkers are friggin scary, get away while you can xD
lifesfailure 4
take her on a date... to a mental hospital. she needs it.
GriefBacon 0
Have you tried calling the cops?
Sweny 0
She's a kepper
EvieAngel 0
Hahaha WIN :D
l33tm0nk3y 0
That is seriously screwed up. Why do I get the impression that this girl is probably a huge Twilight fan?
Mopolopy_fml 0
This the first time I ever read about a GIRL stalking a GUY.
wh4t3v3R 0
It happens, a lot. I have no idea why it would be the first time you read it. OP, quit wasting time on FML and call the Cops; this is terroristic threatening and you are going to regret it if you don't.