Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
kbby3 9
Cops time. She needs help. Major help lol
KalCountry76 12
Call the police, change your name, move away, get plastic surgery to change your appearance.
Link5794 18
SinfulEnd 20
Might be time to invest in a handgun...
ButlerOfChaos 7
I say we call her bluff, she does not have the nerve.
fantasyworld 39
Run. Change your name, appearance, and move to another continent.
sbarua219 17
Wow I think that's enough FML for today
conholio33 28
Time to call the cops Also time for her to seek help
KittehGrey 19
I suggest taking a carriage to FAR FAR AWAY... (If you get the joke- than pat yourself on the back.. If not- than go **** yourself.. Yes literally...)
Zaayuro 9
try a relationship and tell her to keep a hold of herself lol. jk that'll never work just ******* high tail it outa there