Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
What the F, lady?
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
myelias25 15
Run
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Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
girl gone cray cray
jake_braves 25
Yeah she's a crazy mofo!
milehigh52 22
Run Forest!!!! Run!!!
howard007 18
Never stick your dick in crazy, as they say
ToxicTyrael 26
Stuck my dick in plenty crazy. They're beasts in the bedroom. Sadly you can't live with them. :(
ajs1987 15
Pray with me Forrest. Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
ILookAtFMLs 13
If I was going somewhere I was a running.
ZombieVampirez 24
just walk away slowly
JesusFreak227 15
He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!
myelias25 15
Run
skippydoda 32
Fast and far
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
You know I heard the other side of the world was a cool place
ChocolateBox123 13
I like your profile pic
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
I don't know, i feel like it's missing a lab.
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
We'll dexter does have a laboratory at the station so......
wakemeupplease 21
Run for your life!!! before it's her shark week it's gonna get worse
DoomSkuller 28
Who says it's not her shark week right now
_Moonlit_Iris_ 10
I hope that both of you know, that even though she may be a ******* psycho, AN ANGRY WOMAN IS NOT ALWAYS ON HER ******* PERIODS. It's because assholes like you make these types of comments, is why we get so ******* mad! Jesus Christ, you idiotic boys will be the death of me.
cj75 18
#62 but here's the thing, in that situation we are as innocent as a newborn untrained puppy. what I mean by that is the kind of rafe OP's girlfriend had is what you all sound like on your period.
wakemeupplease 21
hakuna your tatas #62 get some chocolate & learn how to get a joke!
thatoneguy1111 15
#62 Looks like someone's on their period
NoMapToBuy 14
I have only heard girls make jokes about periods like this before never a dude lol
engineerosaurus 26
Obviously you don't get out much then.
_Moonlit_Iris_ 10
Oh, all of you, ******* cry about it. I know how to take a joke until someone makes a sexist comment.
archnarquibquib 21
62: Maybe I'm in the minority of women, but period jokes are funny to me. I'm pretty sure they know women don't get mad just on their period and are just making a joke. Hell, I make jokes just like that as well. I find them funny and the only time I get offended by them is when I'm PMSing and in a foul mood to begin with.
SHMANDER 4
Maybe if women stopped using their period as an excuse to get away with acting like a bitch, men would stop associating psychotic behavior with them being on the rag.
Aimeejasmine 15
OMFG you guys do know women release testosterone on our periods right? And what's your most abundant hormone all year round?? Oh yeah, testosterone!! So if we're apparently insane for that week of testosterone you men must be freaking insane 24/7.. Jesus get some facts.
FrontRowSquad 8
She definitely got right to the point
buckstop1 37
Of the knife
FrontRowSquad 8
#58 Way to kill my boner...
TheLadyOpal 30
In the immortal words of Monty Python; "RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Grenith 21
Or hitchikers guide to the galaxy, "(He's got a towel!) ...Run away!"
Desi_D123 27
I will never understand how persons who are so crazy manage to hide that big fact until they get into relationships...
KawaiiPinkie 11
They lure you in with sweet words and a few lies, and then when they have a tight grip on you, they ruin your life ^^
musoboy 22
Generally, everyone knows how to act in order to be attractive. They see it around them all the time. It's just that most people don't want to do that because they feel like they won't be representing themselves honestly. Crazy people don't care/are desperate so they'll happily put on the act and then drop the facade when they're in a relationship.
WitEluded 13
Those are the only type of people that are ok to break up with over text/the internet. For your own safety.
gman422011 4
agree with that!
Weirdo_Babe 13
Until they come knocking on your front door
ToxicTyrael 26
Or stabbing you in the back when you don't watch out.
FiendHunter 19
Be careful, but I'd start getting far away from that kind of over attachment. It's unhealthy.
cksmith51 14
You that knife to cut her right out of your life
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Even tho I know what you mean, how do you mistake use for you?
aecribb 14
Maybe he just forgot a word and meant to put "take" after "you"
Flamepelt 15
Or maybe types "yse" and auto correct in its infinite wisdom puts "you"