Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
gina_m491 0
he said that the only way it will end if she kills herself OR him so he could still die, not just her
SpotDog 11
@ #68 - that won't always work. If she is that unbalanced to start with she may just go along with it it just to 'get her man'. Then you are stuck with a crazy woman who would stop at nothing in terms of revenge when you eventually break it off and the last thing you need is to be accused of is sexual abuse. That is a stigma that where guilt is often assumed. You could argue 'consent' but someone needs to be of their 'right mind' for valid 'informed consent'.
guy_on_the_couch 0
Tell her to have fun killing herself!
Dragonmouth 4
Pray that she picks herself.
roflmaonade 2
the fact of the matter is cheezmasters don't need love, just cheez.
mizu22 0
pray she gets the help she needs, not that she picks herself or you. doesn't anybody care about people anymore??
ensemble 0
let her kill herself. better her than you, right? but I hope she gets help before that.
sportsnut 0
hahaha, DAMN son! what the **** did you do to get her to want your giblets that bad? depending on your age...it might be a good idea to get her parents involved (i.e. if you are in HS) or get a restraining order (i.e. any age)
DeathShad0 1
Keep a .45 close-by. The Right to Bear Arms is a beautiful thing.
MaddogTotten 0
The right to bear arms is an amazing thing. With bear arms you can rip her apart with your wicked bear claws. You also look wicked cool, and have the ability to climb trees, wrestle, and catch salmon. Unfortunately though, you would need bear legs to ride a unicycle in the circus.
nightsrequiem 0
Restraining Orders: Get you some.