Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
GongButterfly 0
although that is a horrible situation to be in, i laughed anyway
NotEven 0
Standard advice EVERY time someone threatens to kill themselves: Tell them to go for it. In this case just make sure she knows YOU want her to kill HERself. Tell her if she really loves you, she'll pick her. >:)
SillyPoop 0
**** her and leave her...then move to another state!
Shmeaty 0
let her die. you and nobody else seems to care.
kemar7856 0
Tell her your gay problem solved
hockysa 0
let her die
Fuckimlazy 0
**** her, pull out, and piss all over her face. she'll leave you alone, I swear
hockysa 0
wahha thats brilliant but what are you? R Kelly?
Jebus123 0
I love your idea, seriously....you left me in stitches, honestly I couldn't stop laughing even when I was choking...classic, I'm gonna do that someday in honour of your knowledge on how to get rid of stalkers....
Sarcastic_Lady 0
If it's gotten this bad shouldn't you have a restraining order by now?
munim 0
get professional help. that means a shrink or a lawyer or the cops.
Novori 0
Hey borderline personality disorder. If you give in, it won't help her and definitely won't help you. You need to contact a local psychiatric hospital and explain the situation, and make sure to specify that she has threatened suicide as a method of coercion. This shouldn't be your responsibility to handle.