TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
lana
Denver, United States
Mom of the year
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
unknown
Priorities
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
KaLa
Canada
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Tragic
United States
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Anonymous
Halesowen, United Kingdom
Thanks for the support
Today, I felt suicidal and told my mum I was going to hang myself from my curtain rod. All she cared about was the rod possibly coming loose and damaging the wall. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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lifeisfuckedup 0
omg. this made me laugh out loud. (sorry) ps. don't kill yourself :)
zebendyone 0
You must not tell your mom you love her very often, do you? XD
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Comments (24)
lifeisfuckedup 0
omg. this made me laugh out loud. (sorry) ps. don't kill yourself :)
no_problems 0
lol i busted out laughing, which is kind of bad. thats why i only say i love you to my parents when they say it first.
zebendyone 0
You must not tell your mom you love her very often, do you? XD
kat0ria 0
You sort of deserved that. You obviously don't say it enough. xD
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Hmmm. Apparently you're not one for expressing your feelings enough. I can understand where she's coming from. eff your life and you deserved it. tell your mom you love her more often. then you won't get questioned on your suicidal tendencies. xD
ny1996 0
were you planning to?
BAMunroe 0
@16 i agree in part that you are not one for expressing yourself. You didn't deserve it though, I don't think that much @12 LMAO!! @6 completely true. ONLY TELL YOUR PARENTS I LOVE YOU IF THEY SAY IT FIRST! otherwise you're ******
roboticfresca 0
suicidal, suicidal, when you say it's over, you just so beauuutifuuul giiiiiirl, that's why id'd never work......
person1000003 0
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ming88 0
this is funny! lol