Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
fallingstarsxox 8
Call the cops
ZielZone 4
Hand her a bullet and a cup of coffee. Then lock the door.
foxfur 25
COPS ARE UR BEST BET MAN
zkastl 1
Dude, I am in the same exact place. U.U
Irakli_1 27
choose herself, it's always the right choice!!!
SaintComet 3
You lucky bastard I'd kill for a girl like that fffuuuuuuu Reminds me of mirai nikki... ( future diary )
babe7260 30
Wtf is wrong with these sick broads??!
aquaman95 7
ring... ring.. hello id like to speak to the police its an emergency
iwishicould 7
Geez this has a lot if comments!!! Hide all day and all night!!
zonkeymaker 14
Kill her!!!