Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I realized the only person who’s ever loved me was an old friend. She was an amazing girl, she was there for me at my highs and lows, but I didn’t find her attractive, so I turned her down. She has since then moved on and gotten married, while I’m still getting played left and right by women. FML
Today, I realized I will never find love again. I broke down after I finally realized that no woman will love me like I used to be loved. I have not dated anyone for almost 10 years. I try to go on dates, to no avail. I will forever be alone and I will forever be tortured by my loneliness. FML
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, my only friend confessed she loved me, but I’m not a lesbian so I had to let her down. Apparently she thought I was a lesbian too, so she ran away mortified. I just got a text that she can’t see me anymore, because it’s too painful. I have no relatives and now no friends. I’m totally alone. FML
Today, I found out the person I've fallen for is seeing someone else. This isn't a problem. What IS a problem is the fact that I asked her out before they even met, and was told she wasn't ready for a relationship. This happens every time I try to put myself out there and let myself feel anything for anyone. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
Did Rick Springfield write this? Is your friend named Jessie?
And1 12
Don’t worry, you will not be alone, you will always have your w*nk sock 👍
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Comments (5)
Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
Did Rick Springfield write this? Is your friend named Jessie?
RichardPencil 32
Just bide your time. Your friend will **** up at one point, and that'll be your chance to pounce. Try not to let anyone know what a shameless opportunist you are.
And1 12
Don’t worry, you will not be alone, you will always have your w*nk sock 👍
diraven 15
Lower your standards. Some people have to fall in love with the ugly chicks