Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
Deadlygadget 0
I would would agree. You should talk to the cops, doctors, get a straight jacket off ebay put her in a padded room and RUN LIKE HELL. She may love you but thats a little over the top.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Are you telling me there's straitjackets on ebay now? 'Cause last time I looked there wasn't...:/
YayAmerica 0
I vote her.
nihilanth 0
you should so give her the business, just to check
girlygirl666 0
@ 28 Why were you looking??
lenasaur 0
http://cgi.ebay.com/Strait-Jacket-Straitjacket-Straight-Straightjacket_W0QQitemZ270499043715QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?var=&hash=item84b6b3d2e0 was that that hard?
powersmoke 0
**** her and dump her. That should make her commit suicide. WIN!
bluelabeled 0
He's not dating her. She's stalking him.
sexxxtacy 0
kill her...problem solved
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#77 she didn't say she'd kill herself. She said she'd EITHER kill herself or kill him. So doing something to tilt the balance over to make her be sure she wants to kill him might be a bad move. The cops might be a better option.
hisbabygurl1 0
u really looked up a straight jacket online! r u nuts!?
missmurderx 8
this is insane. and powersmoke; WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR PICTURE?!
Lindsaykae 0
seek help sir.
Gfrigo 1
yess agreed... just to be sure
bingababe 16
buy her some razorblades!
eshhayz 0
be the bigger person and take one for the team.
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
ParaplegicPony 0
#2 is right man you just gotta go. get right the **** out of there!
claireful 4
sounds like you speak from expierience?
Bleepbloop360 7
/agree Get the **** away from her
Jebus123 0
I agree....RUN, FOREST, RUN!
lendmeyourteeth 0
LOL call da popo modafucka
182crazyking 9
DA POLICE And OP, look on the bright side, at least you have a prom date...
fobchick 0
pop a cap in that looney hoe ;S
crankyadam 0
how, romantic :') how is this an fml :/
Tahinabro 0
i do hope this comment is a joke
Feverrotes 15
I agree with crankyadam, so romantic =)
time4coffee 3
This is the flip side of "the guy I've been crushing on for 5 years, says he has a girlfriend, not interested etc"
startafire 0
In some states, that's enough to get her put away for psychiatric help.
grrrarrrg2 2
This is fake. There have been like 5 versions of these. "creepy stalker will kill themselves if they dont get me" over the last couple weeks.
TheTruth1428 0
There are billions of people in the world, and it's the holiday time. Nothing says they're fake. Played out and boring, yes, but not necessarily fake. As for every other one of these same exact FMLs, call the cops and get a restraining order. Let her kill herself, you have no control over it.
hk_fml 9
You have to get away, you're not doing yourself or her a favor by sticking around. Get a restraining order against her and let your family and friends know about the situation.
fxdxhk90 0
Your choice or hers?
DutchCourage 0
Shoot her