Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
fireandice27 0
Haha because her killing you would totally be the right thing to do for love. Seriously. Stalker people's minds are so messed up. Biggest FML I've seen on this site.
CLICKHEREx 0
Disappear, or arm yourself. End it now!
sadface17 0
o wow i would run as far away as u can or move somewhere change all ur numbers and hide
R0lling_St0ner 0
ok so I agree with all the poeple who are saying bang her then dump her but heres something you should try. 1. Make her happy by getting with her but tell her that no one can know about the 2 of you cuz they'll try to hurt her (if shes crazy enough to stalk you then she'll belive that) 2. **** her till you get tired of her. 3. Tell her that someone found out about the 2 of you and she'll be killed if you stay with her and say that you couldn't stand living with her dead but you can take the pain of not having her in you life if it keeps her alive. 4. Enjoy you life its ****** up and it involes a little bit of planing but if she's crazy whats the harm
Tripout 0
The harm is it'll hurt her. There's no harm to OP, yet it's ****** up. You shouldn't just get with a girl that's crazy for you just to **** her. Women arnt sex slaves. Most guys think that's all their good for and it's sad to see that going on in this day and age. Women of all ages should be treated with respect and kindness as a gentleman is supposed to treat a woman. Society today is all screwed up no one even says anything anymore.
R0lling_St0ner 0
do't get me wrong I do have respect for wome,n just not the insane ones that'll kill you if your not with them
retard32145 0
do her a favor.... tell her she doesnt have to kill herself, but that you'll do it for her.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
umm i was watching criminal minds and they like totally caught this guy tht was duin tht... just call the cops.... or just like **** her rly like bad and weak cuz then she wnt lke you (: or tell her u have a small wewe
painandpeace 0
Call the police, a psychiatrist, or just blow her face off. End it now, OP.
dloc1 0
time to move and time to arm your self
EveryDayJackAss 0
i know guys can be obsessive too....but SHIT, this woman is off her clits! Really reminds me of that one Family Guy episode when Quagmire got married lol. Seriously, you really to go Dr.Phil on her and put her into an asylum.......okay maybe not that, but somewhere safe from you and herself.
grayc101 0
OMF THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO! there is this guy, and he is obsessed with me. i try to avoid him as much as possible, but it doesnt really work...now like you said but in his words "the only way out of it is if one of us dies" ...its kind of creepy o.O