Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
... and you think you know someone.
KaizerTeel 0
I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.
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Comments (40)
MrALEK 0
that's sexy.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
agreed OP is a selfish bitch, being wanted in texas is hot, at least its not some lame state like new hampshire or wyoming.
wh4t3v3R 0
Bank robber = sexy, identity thief = pathetic and obnoxious.
nigranathan 0
creepesville
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
boricua_loko 0
true
CallMeHush 1
... and you think you know someone.
blland 0
relax honey, you don't even know who he is
chellinha93 0
The question is, are you gonna turn him in????
whoaanicolee 0
hey
MyTwoCents_ 0
I would
BikerMike 0
you have to wonder - did he sell your information to someone else?
KaizerTeel 0
I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.
Starfire22 5
So which identity are you married to?
skeez_fml 0
you make it sound like identity theft is the worst thing ever...would you rather have him be wanted for rape and murder?
MintyMcGraw 0
Identity Theft is serious business.
McChigN 0
Sweet!
kenyrabit 25
Good point. The worst part is that he deceived her instead of giving her the chance to observe this.