Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
Tripout 0
IT'S PWOPLE LIKE THIS THAT DESERVE A CHANCE THE MOST. Just think about it. She's sooo crazy for you that she's willing to kill herself. Sure it's not ordinary but think back. Have you ever been so crazy in love with someone that your willing to do anything for them. Even die if it keeps them safe or happy. Most people have. You should give her a chance soon enough things will change and either she won't like you as much or you'll become attracted to her and be happy that you made the desision. Either way just focus on the positive. If you get with her you won't have to worry about being cheated on >;P
Tripout 0
People*. Don't you just hate typos
lamekupo 0
Errr... yeah. Call the police, man. People like this aren't mentally stable, and if they're fixated on you, the situation could end in serious harm coming to either you or her. Commenters telling this guy to f*** her or telling her to give her a chance... eh... Yeah... No. Don't try to fix the problem yourself, because when it comes to mental situations, there's not much you can do unless the person wants to fix the problem him/her self.
spaghetti542 0
What's up with all this bullshit about restraining orders?? It's a piece of paper. What is the OP gonna do, give her a papercut?? if she ***** with you, see how much she wants to end it all with the barrel of a nice magnum pointed between her eyes.
waterynuggets 0
LOL
UnivBrat72 0
Ummm the easy solution here is to give her the gift of 300 sleeping pills and a picture of you ******* your new girlfriend... problem solved bro!
dan_grundlingh 0
Have her arrested or notify an institution! OMG!
GanjAxZermA 0
talk to her and just tell her you can't be with her.. that sorry I just don't want to be with you! and seriously a girl that obsessed with a guy.. wat a freak
tennisaddict5393 0
holy hell.
bhomann 4
I know how you feel
christy23 0
WELL FIRST GO TO THE COPS THEN LEAVE TOWN FOR A WHILE MAKE SURE UR NOT FOLLOWED IF SHE CONTACTS U TELL HER TO OFF HER SELF CRAZY BITCH