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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
funsize304 0
apparently OP is a female captain obvious-- "love handles" are actually there for that reason. but as for you assholes that are referring to her as a "fatty", I'll take OP'S side. just because she has love handles doesn't insinuate that she is in fact a "fatty"! she may be a dumb blonde for not realizing the obvious but she might not necessarily be a "fatty"! just saying.
justsayfuck 5
Just because someone is dumb for not realizing the obvious she might not necessarily be blonde. I prefer it the other way around though; just because a girl/woman is blonde, doesn't mean she's dumb. Just saying.
flippinsweet17 0
Did you not see him put 'FEMALE Captain Obvious'? Uh hello.
RedPillSucks 33
Him and that Sherlock guy.
xdeadxradiox 0
You guys are assholes; #29 is a girl
Cinn_fml 23
Well, they got that name for a reason. So the only way this could be an FML if it means you're now concerned about your weight. However, even some skinny girls have 'em, and if you need to lose weight, you'd have known before this. Either that or you're one of those people who thinks sex should be taken deadly seriously all of the time and there is no room for giggles or whatever there...
stewpididiot 11
well, DUH !!!
funsize304 0
the only way i could this being an FML would be if her boyfriend was complaining about them and then she would just have a complex about her weight and have self esteem issues. however, I cannot stand when girls worry too much about what everyone else thinks of her body- it's all about her mindset and self worth!
Petawhitney 2
Ydi for being a Fatty McFatkins.
cantfightfate 0
seriously big love handles gross me out. ydi for having love handles. and just be thankful someone is willing to grab them while having sex with you.
BIG_DADDY_ALEX 0
I always do that it's normal.... I like them
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Using girl's butt cheeks as love handles works too - and it's way more fun!
xdeadxradiox 0
Good for you, #70! Thanks for sharing... -_-
JerryClark 17
How are you replying to #70?
blackirish44 0
Stop complaining, at least your getting some.
evilcartman 0
ydi for having handle bars