Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for letting him. Jeez.
Freeze_fml 17
Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?
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Comments (180)
Freeze_fml 17
YDI for letting him. Jeez.
hockeyplayer82 0
now that would be a sight to see
Freeze_fml 17
What would?
Daerauko 0
she didn't have a choice! they are much more pleasant than her personality
Freeze_fml 17
Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?
Slappyzezima 0
y r u so annoying freeze?
sarah48_fml 0
yeah that's embarrassing.. but I don't think it's a fml. if you think it is op, then tell him to not do it again.
LoganBballin16 0
ydi op u don't have to sit there and let him..
coolsteve 0
YDI for dating a man with mental deficiencies
Freeze_fml 17
I did not.
justsayfuck 5
Haha Freeze, both comments 13 and 29 made me laugh :)
PimpdaddyCJT 13
lol come see the amazing tit juggler
FFML_314 12
"Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts?" Haha, Freeze that actually made me laugh out loud.
number0 8
YDI for going out in public YDI for getting out of the house YDI for having a house YDI for paying for a house YDI for wasting money
yuggi1 11
he was manhandling her in public :0
Perversive 0
32-Can I **** on your face?
legonut4 0
it's funny because that is akward
FFML_314 12
Can I light yours on fire?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
wow 41
Perversive 0
No you can't but I'd love to bust a nut on your sexy face.
getsuga97 0
DUMP THAT BASTARD, OP.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
43-I don think she is going for it. I would stop. On this public forum, nobody cares what you want to do to her. Just saying.
lilai1396 0
1- What if she told him to stop and he wouldnt? She could have tried to stop him and failed. OP- I would talk to him about that, and if he doesnt listen break up with him.
Slappyzezima 0
my friends uncle has a saleen s7. I've rode in it before, it's extreemly fast! I want one so badly!
eggjuggler 0
I agree with #1. This isn't an FML, it's an "I desire validation and attention so much that I don't stand up for myself when I'm being disrespected."
Freeze_fml 17
Well, aren't you the devil's advocate, #52? You also sound like a candidate for easy rape victim.
jaidonsafira 0
I agree with #1. YDI for letting him. My girlfriend would have stopped me if I even thought of trying that.
InfiltratedMind 0
your boyfriend is a WINner with capital WIN
KrystalCaliyah 0
lmfao whattt?
klumzy0123456789 6
swuishyyy!!!
swimmerstud 7
I've always wanted boobs for a day.I'd play with them all the time. I can't see how girls can refrain themselves from doing so. I'd prob be like Peter Griffin in tht one episode where he and Lois switch bodies. dada dada da da.
Bon3less 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha 33 I love you
janzup77 0
i so agree with u.
Melgros 0
Freeze, stop being a ******* buzzkill and have your small penis and/or Internet ego evaluated. If you're a chic, you're a dyke that can't help the human race. Pour your period blood elsewhere.
Freeze_fml 17
I am a male. Thank you for your concerns.
kemolegend907 0
#27 I don't think he had mental problems I think he knew exactly what he was doing =D
thatrandombadass 0
haha sounds like a good time for everyone?
fisheatsbear 6
@33, you fail at the art of YDI
ftday 0
that's very good.
Artemis7th 2
22 I'd like to jiggle your ****. ;-) :-P
Mehness 0
54 - I reject your thread jacking attempt and substitue it with my own.
Mehness 0
114- I don't know about the others, but I have a pretty clear idea of who's the buzzkill here... *cough* Melgros *cough*.
kool_me 0
4some (.) , (.) , op , kreepy bf
coribabybaby 0
is he a DJ?
sarah48_fml 0
125 join the club
Maelific 0
Awesome idea! What's the secret handshake or should I say boobshake?
Artemis7th 2
142- Where do I sign up?
PrincessBrooke23 0
damn;)
musiclexii124 0
Have some self respect for youself and stop him.
aellovesbdk 0
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aellovesbdk 0
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TexanBar 3
Hey that's what boobs are for YDI for whining
sarah48_fml 0
haha no
7revelation7 0
WIN
Sumner750 0
did he name them?
twinny_sc 13
My boyfriend wanted to name mine. I said no.
Raleigh_bruh 7
That is so.. Odd. :/
HairyHobknocker 0
atleast op isn't a man, thatcwould be a tad worse...... 0.o that is awkward op, talk to him about it?
babyqeelove 0
ydi for being a hoe in public.
iLoveUnionJ 8
um.. explain this to me. How is OP a hoe? It was her boyfriends queer behaviour, not OP's. That like saying "Today I choked on cereal. FML." and people like you replying "YDI for eating."
overachiever2626 0
ydi for not enjoying it
MATTMAN93 0
YDI fir having boobs! YDI for having a boyfriend! YDI for being in public!
Mehness 0
Stop copying number0 >:(
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#127, just a little FYI, but number0 is a cheap ripoff of me. I'm the YDI artist, and I do it with proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.
Hgielad_720 0
4- True that!! Haha I love it when my boyfriend plays with my boobs.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
at least he didn't take your shirt off.. :/
MaxFishr 0
Maybe he did and OP left out that part...
mitchie11 0
ydi for dating a retard. Knowing how to behave in public, especially with your partner, is common sense.
Rodicus 0
ydi for having nice bewbs lol.
InfiltratedMind 0
ydi for spelling boobs wrong
lmx_fml 0
YDI for not using a period. Period.
InfiltratedMind 0
Ydi for not using a period,(note the comma) Period
Granddragon 0
what a gentleman. he should atleast wait until y'all are in a dressing room together or something.
tellmeastoryplz4 0
haha. YDI! she should have said something!
perdix 31
Learn ventriloquism and make them answer. You two (or three) could make a fortune in burlesque, if such a thing still exists.
joeinthedark 18
It sure does. At least in my part of the world anyway.
perdix 31
Awesome! I might be coming up north pretty soon. It's always been one of my life's dreams to see the Talking ******* act in person.
joeinthedark 18
There is a group in Halifax and there is also one out in Victoria/Vancouver for sure. i don't know about the middle lands. I only fly over them to get to better places.
xxBAMFxx 0
you know you liked it >.> lolololol xD