Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
chunkymonkey
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
TechnoTaco 0
Vroom vroom?
inglouriousbitch 0
I'm assuming this is an FML because OP is overweight but this really should have been worded differently. Thin people have love handles also, and I happen to like when mine are used that way : D
yukikomei 0
this should be on mlia not fml :(
Volcan_fml 22
NO SHIT.
Thunderpants12 2
Shut up. You know you like. Next time you should do the Truffle Shuffle. Maybe he'll want to grab your stomach rolls instead. And don't be one of those fat chicks that aren't considerate they're getting sex at all. Chunk.
persianlovaaa691 0
love handles arnt THAT bad..,are they?
hit4prez 0
yes, yes they are, or at least I think so, love handles I think are nasty, but you don't have to worry you ain't got none from the sound of the question and default pic
tyler_420 0
ydi for being fat
cuddlekitty66 0
... that's what they're for... *face palm*
ttyl99 0
im confused sorry can some one please explain this one
bluefairy_fml 24
@121, "love handles" is a figurative way to call fat rolls. The OP meant her boyfriend actually used her fat rolls as handles, grabbing them while making love. I'm not sure why this is a FML, but meh...
gamepro2112 0
that's what they're there for