Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Top comments
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."
dman1997 5
He found what he's into.
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Comments (71)
dman1997 5
He found what he's into.
RageWolf16 31
And it isn't gonna be her pants with comments like that
devildog562 33
Maybe hell get into a fold .
0ss 12
More cushion for the pushin.
RageWolf16 31
Rude.
ChunkMissing 10
If the truth is rude, so be it!
YellowKettleBell 31
but he's going to marry her anyway.
Brandi_Faith 34
Truth is often very rude. I always hate when people say something mean or rude and then defend it by saying they're just being honest. Something may be true, but it doesn't mean it should be spoken out loud. Not saying something hurtful doesn't mean you're being fake it means you have the manners and class to know when something will be hurtful and know when it shouldn't be said. (Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine). I do feel bad for Op and think the boyfriend, although trying to be funny I assume, was in the wrong here. She was annoyed and uncomfortable with what he was doing and he should've respected that or at the very least turned it into a compliment.
brivielle 15
#31 he is??? You should inform OP then.
sevazilla 21
There is nothing you can do, except dump his dumb ass
TheLawIsHere 23
or maybe you could understand he was probably joking. Jesus people like you must dump people faster than you get skipped on Chat roulette.
tooyoungtooold 11
I had to try really hard to not burst out laughing in the middle of class. xD Nice one.
tooyoungtooold 11
Also, I was referring to #9's comment.
Ashfal 8
I don't know why #15 is getting down voted for saying how #9 comment is so funny. I seriously laughed at that comment.
0ss 12
FML 101: Relationship problem solving. Through several workshops you will learn how to avoid having a healthy relationship like the plague. Prerequisites include: Lack of communication skills, inability to apply critical thinking. Because dumping them is always the answer!
c_hutty 6
Or lose some weight...
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."
ThaReaper319 19
Their you go....XD
headofmedusa 15
*there
grunt_fml 17
Would only make sense if it is true, wouldn't it? Otherwise it is not even funny.
Ahmad69a 10
Legend
RandomMishaps 14
Ex boyfriend?
sarah5745 41
Why?
NeoTabu 11
Oi
melsweet 19
He's not exactly subtle is he?
fviker95 13
Op you should lighten up sometimes guys are just silly with the girl they love I'm sure he really cares about you and loves you just try not to take things so personally
tehstarchild 16
Well you need to be fluffy in Canada and maybe he is into that
Sophosaurusrex 9
Hey, at least he accepts you
SmittyJA24 26
Can she accept that he is a "chubby chaser"??