Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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TheNewGuy03 29
clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|
AngieSixx_x0 0
that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'
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Freeze_fml 17
Lose some weight. Or have a Snickers nearby.
InDenial 6
Freeze your comments are always made of awesomeness.
jakii_ 0
now go tell your boyfriend he has a snall penis.
queencitystoner 0
is that supposed to be small or snail? lol I'm confused.
jakii_ 0
small* either way, its damn tiny
queencitystoner 0
haha true plus a snail penis? I mean come on lol small green and slimy haha but really who cares about love handles. I think curves are sexy as opposes to being a rail
MAGNAVOX 0
Snails do not have a penis. AC-130 has a penis, a BIG penis:D
validus 0
the AC-130 ejaculates ******* cannon rounds
starile 20
Unless he said it in a particularly hurtful way, I think this is kinda cute. He likes feeling your body up, and like a commenter above, he probably thinks your curves are sexy.
zerobahamut03 2
Awe that is kind of cute.
kwmfl 4
Don't listen to Freeze. Don't lose weight if you dont want to. I think a few extra pounds on a girl is sexy.
Freeze_fml 17
Listen to me. I think a few extra pounds is fatty.
Icyyy 0
O_o;; If I were fat, I would lose weight. I value my health more than my boyfriend's attractions (or whatever).
LeoFML 1
1 - Snickers? This is clearly a Twix moment. She's probably only fat because she's always having these situations. Probably a Twix always stuffed in her bra, but not this time, not this time.
Freeze_fml 17
I meant Twix, but I said Snickers for some reason. It works. Now I'm giving her alternatives. Lose weight or stay fat.
bluebell707 13
LOL. go kick ass
TheAICore 0
what's love handles? O_O sorry I'm singaporean. :/.
yuggi1 11
I think lovehandles are the fat around your hip. you know.... it has rolls that you can grab xD
annamei 16
just cause you're singaporean doesn't mean you shouldn't know what love handles are
RedPillSucks 33
Love handles are a colloquialism that might not be used in other countries.... Just like no one in the US says "shrimp on a barbie" (Eel on a Ken).
xOnlyTaeNy 0
doesn't means we Singaporean must know what lovehandles are.
annamei 16
I know but still.. I'm Singaporean and I know what they are people use that word in Singapore too
Phustercluck 11
Holy shit she doesn't know what love handles are, better get out the firing squad. W/e your name is that said your Singaporean and you do know, are you implying that everyone in your country has the same exact knowledge? I couldn't begin to understand, nor do I care for, all the stupid ass-backwards things americans, say does that give everyone the right to berate me? Excuse my mood, but seriously, shut the fudge up.
Smeagol648 0
Really? I didn't know you could still feel anything.
victorioustunnel 0
awww! most guys like curves he's a loser!
chrisauh 4
your a loser no one likes a fat girl
DogReypistPANDA 6
I second that. nobody likes a fat chick
silentfog 0
love handles aren't curves
Alesana_Love 0
yeah your ******* dumb. fat girls are nasty!
FFML_314 12
You are all pathetic and stupid. Trust me when I say any "fat" girl will have better luck in life than you idiots. If you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" by now, there's no hope for you. I have love handles and I can assure you I'm not nasty.
hairt 4
#66 I totally agree with you
FFML_314 12
Having love handles and being grossly overweight are very different. Morons.
juicydez 0
comments like these make me realize how lucky i am that i literally can't gain weight because of genetics, although im not bony. but i think its really mean to girls who can't lose weight. although i dont really feel sorry for those who are fat out of their own foult (bad eating habits etc)
Rahka 0
I agree with 62 and 65. With what was said adults do see the person, while physical attraction needs to be there for it to work, there are a lot of guys who do like women with a bigger body type. We are all people and some are not blessed with being able to keep weight off.
FFML_314 12
It truly makes me sick to know how callous and cold some people are. Your indelicate comments make me wish I didn't have to share the same planet as you. While you revel in your ignorance, I can laugh at your obvious lack of human emotion and any form of compassion for another person. You are vile human beings and will hopefully one day wake the hell up.
azhein 0
86 the majority of people are fat because they are lazy or lack the self control to eat right not because they have some kind of problem or their genetics.
cathyfang1533 12
There's a big difference between being morbidly obese and a few pounds overweight. Not everyone can be size 2. Everybody is different and if you can't accept that then **** off.
AjaxF 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hate love handles. . .I think women invented the name to make themselves feel better, and YDI for being fat and having feeling there!
FFML_314 12
Yes, because only women are fat. You're a complete moron. Not to mention you're an asshole.
queencitystoner 0
haha ya guy, curvy woman are awesome. better than a twig.
timma90 4
And materialistic prick. :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate to do it but I think you meant superficial, timma. :)
insertusernamehe_fml 0
I'm surprise you're into thick women.
Jmykel 0
finallyy someone uses the work thick man thats what a girls supposed to be!
IpWarfare 0
Is there seriously a black dude sayin he hates love handles? You probably eat mayonaise by the spoonful dontcha whitey? haha
jerica98 0
Well then...
SmokinGuns 13
Girls aren't supposed to be "thick". That's just a term guys' made when they like chunky girls. Girls are supposed to be however they were born as long as they're healthy. You can be bigger and healthy and you can be skinny and still healthy.
FYLDeep 26
Ah the nerve of him!
RedPillSucks 33
oohh... phunny!
FMLContinued 3
I think that's a "need a moment? Eat a Twix" moment. Sorry your boyfriends a douche. I'd kick him once in the expecto potronous. ;)
KelceyLoves 0
>:( I was going to say that. Haha.
AngieSixx_x0 0
that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'
hafiji 0
While I agree that you should love the person you are with for who they are, there still needs to be some sort of physical attraction. It's the way we are. If there is no physical attraction you probably won't enjoy your sex life with the person, but if there's no emotional connection, you won't enjoy your life with that person.
hafiji 0
While I agree that you should love the person you are with for who they are, there still needs to be some sort of physical attraction. It's the way we are. If there is no physical attraction you probably won't enjoy your sex life with the person, but if there's no emotional connection, you won't enjoy your life with that person.
klutzycleo 5
I'm sorry OP, your boyfriend should be more sensitive than that. If he'd been more sensitive to your feelings, he woulda made a joke bout them or something. His comment implies that he doesn't accept your physical appearance in that you have a little grabable dough round your waist. Tell him something rude please OP =)
CoachLlama 5
Sometimes, we guys say terribly inappropriate things that we immediately regret. This does not look like one of those times. He's an idiot.