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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
theian01 3
OMG HE USED SOMETHING HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED! Go boyfriend.
perdix 31
Fatties like you ought to be thrilled to be getting any sex at all. I guess it can be a hassle since it takes you away from the truly orgasmic pleasure you derive from consuming massive quantities of junk food.
john7h567hgrd 0
wow oyr an asshole. chubby girls are adorable
DarkHelmet 10
hahaha that's epic homie!!
kindlystfupls 0
he's probably the one who nomnomnoms mass quantities of junk food. and gets laid only when he touches himself. :D
Sonfang 19
#15, wow that's low...you usually are funny and quirky...maybe you need some caffeine?
FYLDeep 26
I don't think I would want a girl that weighed significantly more than me though.
docscientist 10
You don't even need to be considered overweight by the bmi to have love handles, so you're simply being a jackass or trying too hard to be funny
FYLDeep 26
You can be pretty fat and still be in the BMI healthy range if a lot your weight is in fat instead of muscle. BMI isn't even that good of a benchmark.
iRyanJr 0
Perdix, you're the god of all commenters.
GlorGlorzzzz 0
okay?? thats really mean. lots of skinny beautiful girls have love handles. thats really mean of you to say. your a dick. and love handles make some girls look like they have curves. but apparently you like stick figures.
Cinn_fml 23
You guys do realise that Perdix is rarely to be taken seriously, right? Most of his comments are jokes.
cole86 0
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penguinazul 13
I like it when my dude grabs anything on my body...like someone said up there *points* that just means he's railing the hell out of me and not only am I enjoying it thoroughly -- he is too. Stop complaining OP. FHL for having such a whiney and unappreciative girlfriend.
ruby84 1
hahahhaha I guess perdix got many people mad cuz they can relate to op & being fat.. awe your feelings are hurt? would you like some chocolate? ice-cream?
Sonfang 19
#49 I generally enjoy his comments, I think they are funny and quirky. But that's MY opinion, not yours. :) But this particular one was not, I feel no amber towards him, I just didn't like this one, I suggested a remedy, caffeine. It makes the world go round!
Sonfang 19
#85 yea, I totally realize this. But this one wasn't really funny, it has to do with my personal experiences. But most I really laugh at. Also I really enjoy your comments, very logical and intelligently put. =^_^= Please continue to comment! :)
Cinn_fml 23
Sonfang - Thank you. My comment was mainly to explain that getting annoyed with Perdix is usually a waste of time, as he usually is joking and doesn't mean it. However even Perdix isn't above mistakes, and occasionally his comments don't always appeal to as wide an audience...
babyfireball77 14
I agree with Perdix as always :) his comments are never to be taken seriously btw.
Michael216 0
You're just mad cuz you're the only one with standards low enough to **** you.
brutal_banger 10
I'm with him no chubby girls gross
LaylaLou_fml 0
ok that is hateful and uncalled for. everyone has love handles. I'm 94 pounds and. have them. so don't judge because you probably have them too.
seanders 10
I don't see the FML here, those are very useful.
amerwin 3
Do you get mad when he holds on to your pigtails during a bj?
daisylokes 16
lmao xD
BelleElle_fml 5
There's a reason why they're called love handles.....
saladgirl123 0
how did this get approved..
persianlovaaa691 0
aww #19 yure so pretty and cute! x
maackenzie 9
well either lose some weight so their not so defiant or shut up about it. that's what their there for so obviously he's gonna use them.
kindlystfupls 0
ugh learn the difference between *their*, *there*, and *they're*. Knob.
Iskaria 0
Not only that but #20 clearly doesn't know what defiant means... maybe she meant defined? But defined love handles to me would be like, the kind that have a roll over their thighs, in which case they couldn't be used as handles as I doubt he could reach his pee-wee to her hoo-haa past her arse :P
RedPillSucks 33
I've yet to see Mackenzie or any of its variants spelled with aa. So much failure.... I also giggled at "hoo ha" and "pee wee".
legonut6 0
Don't forget defiant vs. definite.
DarkHelmet 10
Why are u suprised that's EXACTLY what they are for...how do you think they got the damn name!!
fyllmao 0
haha
lovelyliz916 5
Be happy that he put them to good use!! :D
agblud 2
hahaha! even skinny girls have love handles btw. Girls are curvy. But hey they call 'em love handles for a reason sweetheart, just try and enjoy the ride