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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
Courtneyyy12 0
well if you're upset about it, then don't have them.
penguinazul 13
This wasn't meant to be in reply to perdix's comment, but just an in-general comment. Sorry! Edit: and this comment was meant to be under my previous comment. Stop being screwy, FML!
yummycupcakegirl 0
Thats what their for right?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey OP, at least you're gettin' some.
bad_boy2 0
damn girl I'll give you some
nerdwithagun 0
Well, if your boyfriend digs it....
Freeze_fml 17
**** this shit.
Dez31396 0
I hate that :/
BestestMama 6
are yu retarded ? that's wat they're there for! if yu don't like it then loose them. but that would jus be stupid. if yu knew guys , yu would know they love 'em
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
hence the name(;
jussjess 0
To everyone calling her fat-oh, shut the **** up already! Thank you to #'s 27 and 29. :)
Freeze_fml 17
Fat-oh.