Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
chunkymonkey
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
Isumbella 0
hahahaha!
MagicGiraffe 12
Or not.
tory777 0
why else would they be called love handles? haha idiottt
isaiaha11 2
derp
pandapoopDX 0
gross
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
swimmerstud 7
yea I don't get it either? did he move them up and down or something? was he squishing them?
noscope_ftw 0
exactly! why would that be bad if they're CALLED handles...
flippinsweet17 0
Love handles don't have to be extremely covered in fat for them to be love handles. Everyone has them, including skinny people. It's the nickname for that body part.
bfsd42 20
I agree. That's usually how love handles are used at times during sex. it's a stupid fml from someone who probably has no experience in the sack.
carm3nl1 0
the OP is stupid. that's why their called love Handles!!
BIGxWILL 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lol at no. 91z lazy ass eye FYL!!
dohnuthead 2
that's what they are there for
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
bad_boy2 0
i would use your....
TheAspieDork 27
It probably just makes her somewhat self-conscious.
mintcar 10
Okay?
xChrista1xx 0
Lol what..? xD How does that work?
BMASE 4
Hahahahaha........Fatty!
DocBastard 40
Hahahaha asshole
machiko_fml 0
You're probably fat yourself asshole. OP doesn't necessarily have to be fat to have love handles.
azhein 0
she has to be a little fat. I mean that is what love handles are.
flippinsweet17 0
It also can just be a nickname for the hips? Uh hello.
iRyanJr 0
Uh hello, no. Love handles are on the sides of your mid-section. That's no where near your hips.
jetpackweasel 0
ass hole!
SMD_emilyy 1
I love how the guy calling OP a fatty doesn't even have a picture.
persianlovaaa691 0
hahah #95 agreed:) it's always the people with no dp's that make fun of others
MagicGiraffe 12
This is me. Yes I'm gorgeous!
hahafylop 4
Yes you are MagicGiraffe... you wanna hook up sometime?
ohSNAPyall 27
Your love handles are above your hips. They are your oblique muscles and the fat and skin over them.
mlovecats 0
that's mean
madarchod 0
YDI for having love handles
peacelovekat 0
It's just motivation to lose them