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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
pertained 12
hah, Wii Fit time?
fire_in_the_hole 0
wow WTF is all or ur problems??? who cares if she has love handles it doesn't mean she's fat ur all dicks wow
ttyl99 0
123 thank you i get it now but i also am not sure how this is an fml i guess if yourself concius yes but then u just diet so idk thanks again
BelleElle_fml 5
Aww!! Thank you!! :)
greatinbed 0
Your so gorgeous, like your really beautiful. Sorry to bother just had to tell you(:
ScarletBlack42 0
Why are you complaining? That's what they're there for! Curves are what make you a woman! He doesn't seem to have a problem with it, any guy who is lucky enuf to have a girl in his bed should have NOTHING to complain about!
saragr94 2
big deal? that's not a big thing
SadinSherman 16
Awkward
lolamariem 0
that pretty gross. lose weight/work out :P seriously
lolamariem 0
that pretty gross. lose weight/work out :P seriously
PrincessSarah24 0
Ha I think all boys do that I dnt see how it's bad unless they're huge and he couldn't reach around them O.o