Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
chunkymonkey
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
Aerius_fml 3
It means he made love to them...
spaceshan69 0
fat people are disgusting. be glad he even has sex with you
Rockey 3
A simple lol would suffice.
alexFYL 11
Um? That's what they're there for. I love it when mine are properly used. Means you're in for a good insides-jostling time, instead of a lame lay while you think about your grocery list.
LAXgurlie28 0
Damn!
Hemi_Driven 3
What kind of pale lifeless sex have you been having where you've never had a guy grab your love handles? Jeez, talk about a world in black and white. What does he normally do with his hands, play gameboy? I tend to grab all sorts of my girlfriend's body parts: hips, ass, waist, shoulders, legs, hair, etc. Sometimes you just gotta hold tight to brace your girl for the rocking of her life. If the mattress is still in the same spot when you're done, maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend...
RedPillSucks 33
That's hilarious. Especially with the user name "Hemi_Driven"!!!
baseballboy6595 0
why the hell do all these people bitch when their boyfriend calls them fat. he was railing you obviously he thinks you are hot. Jesus Christ whine more.
qwerty_123456789 0
...Why do you think they're called love handles?!?!?!?!
DankAssKeefSlump 0
So?
longtimesunshine 4
he's putting them to good use