Today, I tried to tell a girl that I had watched her Purdue boyfriend flirt around at every frat party. She thinks I'm lying and blocked me. Now all my friends are angry at me because he was a "nice guy" and she "didn't need to know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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tounces7 28
Good. Let her dumb ass get hurt when she finds out the hard way eventually. Sounds like she deserves it the way she called you a liar and blocked you right off.
RichardPencil 32
She thinks you're probably lying to get in her pants. (I'm thinking that, too.) There's no way that delivering news like that will work out well for you.
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Chazzster 32
While you had good intentions, there are times when it’s better to let people find out the facts for themselves rather than being the bearer of bad news. If you were close friends with the girl, then it would not have been out of place to let her know about her “Romeo” boyfriend. It requires some subtlety and tact, but rather than just tell someone something that they don’t really want to know, you might could gently ask questions that could lead to her finding out the truth for herself. But if done clumsily, it has the same effect. That approach requires considerable skill and tactfulness. You might also want to ask yourself if your concerns about the girl’s boyfriend were entirely for her benefit or if you hoped to replace her boyfriend with yourself. Nobody likes it when the bearer of bad news is doing it for their own benefit.
RichardPencil 32
She thinks you're probably lying to get in her pants. (I'm thinking that, too.) There's no way that delivering news like that will work out well for you.
peterblack67 9
Why are you sticking your nose into someone else's relationship? ydi
tounces7 28
Good. Let her dumb ass get hurt when she finds out the hard way eventually. Sounds like she deserves it the way she called you a liar and blocked you right off.
Brightside86 31
She probably knows it's true and doesn't want to believe it. Relationships are hard, often there are no good moves.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's 2021. Film that shit. However, don't expect to be a hero who sweeps her off her feet.