Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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justsayfuck 5
You should be able to control your emotions when someone tells you something serious. You can't just burst out laughing, it's not polite. I can understand that she got upset, breaking up with you might be a bit too impulsive though, just show her that you didn't mean to laugh at her. Make it up to her.
perdix 31
You are a clown. If your brain can't focus on the serious matter being discussed over an amusing visual, you are too shallow and vapid to be boyfriend material. I hope you at least paid for the ice cream -- it would be the only way you could be remotely useful.
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Comments (63)
Michael216 0
ouch... that sucks
SwiftCashew 0
Dude, you never laugh while someone is talking about a death. Should've said "Oh, you have ice cream on your face".
brandikinz 4
that's just plain idiotic. are you five? because if someone has ice-cream on their face-usually it's not funny. ESPECIALLY if their talking about death in the family. YDI asshole.
cantfightfate 0
it really doesn't matter that you were laughing at the Ice cream, it shows a complete lack of concentration when she is talking about something important to her. YDI.
seanders 10
You stick it to that dead old man!
benny2465 0
hey now, what if it's an inside joke? don't assume that since a man did it it's wring damn women
underfailer 0
fire in an oil refinery is only funny if about 6 million jews are in it. Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She's a women. What's bad about being a black jew? Youve got to sit in the back of the oven. Please comment angrily, I would like nothing better......Homosexuals are gay
paid2think 0
Oh crikey.
xVictoriaDreamz 0
Wow, What a jerk.
justsayfuck 5
You should be able to control your emotions when someone tells you something serious. You can't just burst out laughing, it's not polite. I can understand that she got upset, breaking up with you might be a bit too impulsive though, just show her that you didn't mean to laugh at her. Make it up to her.
el_bell3618 29
Some people have disorders that don't allow appropriate responses. Don't be so quick to judge.
steeledwolf 8
that's really not a time to laugh about ice cream when your talking about dead people
minidinosaurgoes 9
agreed.
mintcar 10
Definitely wasn't the best time to laugh. YDI.
Cowgirl_boots 0
I can't help but to laugh when something like that happens either. FYL.
perdix 31
You are a clown. If your brain can't focus on the serious matter being discussed over an amusing visual, you are too shallow and vapid to be boyfriend material. I hope you at least paid for the ice cream -- it would be the only way you could be remotely useful.
cowgod123 0
:( you usually say something funny
FYLDeep 26
Hey, clowns have to focus on three or more things when they juggle. Isn't it a little degrading for the clown to be equated with this guy?
colbi1001 0
your just stuck up
DocBastard 40
His just stuck up what?
tizzwang 0
agreed^
danielsharpwoo 0
wow that's a big missunderstanding!
peacelovekat 0
Horrible time o laugh and u could of just explained to her why u were laughing about and this goes together sooo well ice cream and dead people