Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
chunkymonkey
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
danifrance 0
you don't have to be fat to have love handles. I'm skinny and I still have some love handles.... plus thats why they got the name! its kinda normal for a guy to hold ur hips/love handles when having sex
ashleeyka 13
This is the stupidest FML I've ever read. I'm pretty sure like 99% of boyfriends/fiances/husbands, whatever, use "love handles"... Why the hell else would they be called that....
chuk_norris_fml 0
I don't even get this one..... What is FML about that?
Eslife 0
3 simple words...hit the gym
5t3ff1k4h 47
Even skinny women have love handles...
DirtyChai 3
Yes, skinny people can have love handles. I have an eating disorder and even when I'm underweight I have a bit of cushioning there... just part of being a woman.
Nova30000 0
That's what they're for... why else would they be called "love" handles?
fanbat 0
ydi for being fat
ohitsme321 0
i love it when the guy uses my love handles as love handles
HeyitsShawn 0
fyl for not knowing what love handles are for.
notalwaysbesta 14
Are you saying he ****** the side of you thinking it was your ******? Because then I agree that's a bummer. But if not I'm afraid I must ask: Have you ever been with a hot muscley guy with sex lines, and you're on top? Because then you would know what love handles are and what exactly they're used for ;)
muzicman25 0
LMAO ur boyfriend is my new hero