Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Top comments
lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Comments (293)
lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
teddy4nyy 13
Jeez that's a mouthful
siickman 7
Thats what she said^
Drigr 9
Why? Think about it like a *******. She swallows and has a bit of his DNA in her, so he just wanted her DNA in him
Insane_Tea 15
Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.
Insane_Tea 15
Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Eating a muffin right now. Unphased. 1, you're an FML virgin, aren't you?
Kog_Hiro 17
I'd go with yes.
Blueglasscup 18
Ditto and I read this while eating too!
ryry013 6
How does this habit of eating scabs even start? "Today, I feel like trying my dead skin to see what it tastes like."
Sparks808 10
Except he was more like, *looks over at girlfriends' scabs* "Wow! Dead skin! I am feeling a bit peckish..." *Crunch* Annnd I just made myself sick... Excuse me..
xplainphrox 8
Rofl ... Had a friend who ate her scabs... Prolly one of the reasons we never remained friends
taco_bender 12
Maybe hes slowly turning into a scab eating monster!! Run OP run!
oldirtybasterdSE 0
I think it's a lot better to wake up to a ******** than someone eating your scabs
iMakeStinkies 0
Ur hot
lazygoat 4
Ewwwwww! That's revolting!
maybeBabe 8
Woah!! Totally normal... Just like eating you boogeyman. Both gross.
DuffleBagHero 4
Well where's the classy men these days? All I have to say is Grime Cakes !
tjv3 10
Yeah I throw up too
AzWolf 5
#1 Why do you have scabs on you? #2 WTF!?!
babe7260 30
You and me both!!!!
itsawonderland 2
Indeed.
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
Urbanchiller 0
OP's boyfriend returning back to a monkey.Reverse evolution. Give him a banana.
xoconnie 8
that is so weird and disgusting... like WTF eating them... EATING THEM?!!!! this is a legitimate f your life..... wow sorry
RavenRiley007 4
Well then... you know who to kill during the zombie apocalypse
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Wow reminds me of the FML where someone found a dead bug under their foreskin.
thelastavailable 13
Yuk that's vile :O
olpally 33
WTF is wrong with your bf op??? Holy shit, that's gross!!!! What a freak!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Im kinda hoping this is some kind of weird sex fetish role playing thing
olpally 33
39- highly unlikely, FML :(
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
yeah but you never know.Like for example my girlfriend tied me down spray painted me gold and decided to where a dick chainey mask while in bex.
olpally 33
99- that's kinky... And maybe a little tmi for my liking, lol... Whatever floats your boat :D
iheartstewie7 5
I never understood how people even begin fetishes like that. Do u just wake up one morning, like: "hey, that scab looks delightful…i think I might try it"
SkoomaKi 28
He's just looking after your body...?
nick315 8
No, he's being selfish ops fml is about her not getting any. She was looking forward to them all night in her dreams.
jtthegr8 26
Nick315 is definitely onto something here, her damn boyfriend should get his own
taco_bender 12
So u guys would fight with a loved one over who gets ur scabs? If im correct your not supposed to pick scabs. Thats the bodys way of healing
ChelsW 2
You realize picking at scabs makes the skin unab;e to hea; well so it leaves scars right?
nephilim241 19
That's kinda.. Niche :-/
SkoomaKi 28
OMG!!! There's a shuriken in your back!!!
taco_bender 12
I threw it. Im a secret mexican special task force ninja. Oh yeah.
Pentium_4 27
i thought it was the Chimaira symbol
taco_bender 12
Mmmmm, i see what u mean. It does if you tilt ur head to the right a little
SephoraGypsy 15
Ditto Pentium. Looks more like the Chimaira chaos star > ninja weapon.
immaMonsta 8
...Okay, that's just all around weird as ****.
BeautyIsABeast 4
That's disgusting af. If you stay with him after that...you'll wake up one night and he's turned into a zombie and you have a foot missing.
mvbree 2
Atleast he's a boyfriend not husband
yoda0131 3
Wait till she is on her period...
TheDrifter 24
How many scabs did you have for him to eat? And from what part of you?
barlessprison 16
Really? THAT'S your main concern right now?
paulo187 2
I dont think the frequency or location of them makes it any less grim to be fair...
TheDrifter 24
Arm wound scab eating is nasty, crusty popped pimple or infection scab eating is just stomach turning. I felt the need to determine just how disturbed op's boyfriend is.
sidviciousmum 3
Awwww he loves you