box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
cloud7
Loose fit
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
fuckingcool
Ortonville, United States
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
AbFlab
United States
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Visual effect
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
OldBitch
Growing old gracefully
Today, I realized my breasts look like sweat socks and my ass is sagging so much, it slaps the back of my legs. My neck has grown three chins, and I have put on 40 lbs. Yes, the golden years are here at last, and they can certainly kiss my ass. Happy 50th to me. FML
merr
Genetics
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Top comments
RodzillaX 30
Don't be discouraged OP. The body doesn't necessarily go to slim and sexy right away. It might just be a transitioning phase. Some people bulk up a bit before they lose it. You'll get there, just don't give up. I believe in you.
kynsia 1
bodytypes are a thing, but try some butt-specific exercise!
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kynsia 1
bodytypes are a thing, but try some butt-specific exercise!
RichardPencil 32
Is that the Popeye's Fried Chicken diet where the exercise plan is mostly binge-watching?
Cali 57
That's my favorite routine!
RodzillaX 30
Don't be discouraged OP. The body doesn't necessarily go to slim and sexy right away. It might just be a transitioning phase. Some people bulk up a bit before they lose it. You'll get there, just don't give up. I believe in you.
alternative-facts 6
Congratulations, I guess?
katluvr 22
Don't be disheartened. The midsection is often the most difficult place to lose weight. If you've lost anything you're ahead of the game. Keep up the great work!
WhatHappenedToIt 22
don't worry that happened to me too. I lost weight first in my face, thighs, & butt then slowly my stomach started to shrink.
darshini_ii 24
Now change your regime and work on it again. It could help.
Selene1090 26
At least you're likely to lose them if you keep going. When I ate healthy and exercised all I got was 30 pounds, not in muscle.
ankoku 2
The human body is not a magical weight producing machine.. if you follow your diet and exercise properly you will lose weight. If you don't then I'm calling you a liar.