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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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Top comments
kportal69 5
what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.
justsayfuck 5
What seems to be the problem?
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Comments (175)
TheWaterCarrier 0
Well thats what their there for right? ..
cyanidesandwich 21
i thought live handles for women is muffin top
katiegurl19512 10
why is this an fml? obviously she just got laid? I think u shudda put this on my life is bro lol
owen1248 0
so...? arnt you supposed to use love handels during sex?
zoeborders 2
UM, thats why they're called LOVE HANDLES. Wtf? This shouldn't be an FML for that. Just because you're an idiot.
avbav99 0
WTF does that mean?
mlgreco 6
nothing wrong with a filled out woman. if he enjoyed it and u enjoyed it then love handles are the key to successful soar hips!
sorrowevicteon 9
There's a way to fix that. *cough* *cough* Wii fit.
greatinbed 0
Wow...dumb broad. Obviously your new to sexual activity. Jeez.
kiara16 0
And the problem is?... Your retarded