Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
tucansam555 3
maybe I you didn't **** your boyfriends in the first place you wouldn't have a son too watch
catiebug4evr 0
although it's cute that he wanted 2 protect u it's your damn fault u had sex with your four year old in the house!!!!!
choirgurl 0
lock ur door and keep it down. im giving u the benefit of the doubt that the child was supposed to be asleep or sumthang and that he wasn't unsupervised
tati3092 1
that's just wrong!!! at least do it when there not home. what kid wants to hear there mom havin a ******. what kinda mom are u? eww
allapologiesmygi_fml_fml 4
the wetter the better! lol
Kehaulani1994 0
awww ur kids cute haha
princessjasmine2_fml 0
Half these comments are ridiculous. The kid was probably asleep and was woken up. Just because you are a parent doesn't mean you should stop having sex until your kid moves out.
andibear95 0
k parents have sex!!! we don't know this exact situation but it is most likely that the kid should have been sleeping! it's not like sex is illegal after you have a child!
andibear95 0
hmmm so this badly worded comment wasn't supposed to go through...... :/ oops.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Yeah, it'd be so much better if he actually knew what was going on... But, yeah, bite a ******* pillow or some shit. Goddamn.
andibear95 0
so... as far as I'm aware sex isn't illegal after you have a kid... although I may be mistaken.. but seriously the kid was probably supposed to be sleeping in the next room and mum got a little carried away. she had a little fun! big deal! not the end of the world and doesn't make her a bad mum.