Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
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Top comments
skullet 0
control yourself, woman!
playnejayne 0
haha keep it down next time?
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playnejayne 0
haha keep it down next time?
Mx_Rider 6
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bonnieandclyde44 0
wtf is this?
talbot008 0
what is that??
Turfin 0
tetris
smorales991 0
it says epic fail dumbasses
longtimesunshine 4
my name is S.Morales and I go by smorales. awesome
skullet 0
control yourself, woman!
perdix 31
You should learn to do a more convincing fake ******. They'd be turned on by real cries of passion, but your act is so clownishly fraudulent, they burst into howls of laughter.
HarperGirl 4
sometimes you are just rude and is really that uncommon for women to scream,,, idk,,, virgin and damn proud of it
TunaSaladMonster 0
You would not know that women scream when they are actually having sex then, Ms. Madam. I don't make noises when I whack off. But I do when I secks.
AA357 0
perdix <3
gkings18 1
sounds like you've never made a girl scream perdix, fyl
spazz666 18
I think you all just missed the point of his comment. People these days... *sigh*
Tarak_fml 7
Did u not realize they were home? YDI
jillz 0
I'm actually going to have to agree with Perdix here. You were providing them all with comic relief.
blackie123 0
his den? how old are you? they probably thought you were playing
jackalope069 0
it's not a play room dumbass, it's a normal room kinda like an office
Starfire22 5
YDI because 1) you should have made sure you were alone and 2) sounds like you were faking an ****** calm down on the theatrics
gpstyne 0
YDI, atleast you gave them a good show, oh and of course STFU you'll live
hXcsoccerplaya 0
your own fault for not checking the house BEFORE you got it on. YDI, tough luck
kristidgranger 3
Come on I hate when girls do that crap! You wanted people to hear or else u wouldnt have done that so stop complaining! not an FML