Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
Wax it off!
sallen0046 4
This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.
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Comments (49)
x_Cupcakes 0
Wax it off!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
upper or lower stash?
gamerhead 3
Hmmmmmmmmmmm I dont know...... She said upper..... Hmmmmmmmmmm man this is tough!!!!!
aswan15 0
don't wax it bleach it!
Shaun2035 9
Look closely in the mirror. You just might need to shave
Renesaga 8
If her friends notice, she may not have to look that closely.
maaack329 0
^true.
msmidnight1965 12
You NEVER shave your mustache hair if you are a girl... The hair will come back 10x thicker AND darker... Dumbest idea ever...
beeship321 5
I do that hair thing all the time. Screw them doesn't matter if you have facial hair, everyone is beautiful just the same :)
caguilar21 0
LOL NO! Hairy girls are disgusting!
cfrost11 0
agreed. hairy girls=:(
ILOVEU14 0
well so are u ok! i mean seriously guys that are so ******* judgemental are really annoying, its not girls faults that are hairy. just how it is now get over urself
Gondile 4
Sorry buddy, I'd rather not make out with fuzz.
PrettyBoy_Jayy 0
that's ****** up!
MrLaryRottweila 1
Now thats a hairy situation
Froz3narr0w 0
God-Damnit, you beat me to it!
citybiotch 0
so so SOOOOO many woman have hair on upper lip... and many ore places.... (not me, but both my daughters do) go to a waxing or threading salon And for a few dollars "voila all gone" (until next time) go it's easy and nothing NOTHING to worry about!
DocBastard 40
Just find a guy and ask him if he wants a moustache ride.
Renesaga 8
Clever, but wouldn't that only work if OP had a handlebar 'stache?
The_Moustache 6
Mmm, I love me some 'staches.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
be glad you have honest friends and it's a good thing you found out so you can start taking care of the problem =)
cradle6 13
Exactly, and maybe one day...one day we will create technology that will allow us to remove facial hair. Maybe it's just a pipe dream but I'm optimistic.
LetsRollOut 2
Laser hair removal?
jumpshot23 0
27 face palm....
perdix 31
Are there people out there who don't own mirrors? Or doesn't even have access to one? This is like one of those FMLs where a fat person doesn't know they are fat.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
haha^
im_wilder 0
like Peter Griffin, when his doctor "breaks" the news to him that hes obese (: family guy FTW
sallen0046 4
This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.