Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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Comments (90)
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
SpicyDuck 22
Maybe some doors don't have locks?
TheWazBe 0
Maybe he have put a tie on the door?
sweet_candy_ 17
I have walked in on my parents when I was little and the door was locked. long story short I was scarred for life.
Lustuu_fml 14
#42 - LOL. How a man could be HOT if he lives with his parents? Hhm.. Maturity & independence are Hot. (*already out*)
kingtz 6
#45, if he has a 6yo brother, chances are that op and he are at most on their mid-teens. Hence, he's sill living with his parents.
CoachLlama 5
The door does not exist.
eternalibra 14
31 lol!! same here..it was quiet in their room so I opened the door then closed it really fast and ran down the hallway to my room, the image forever imprinted in my brain..sigh. OP has got it wayyyy worse than me though!!!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha me too. and I have paranoid schizophrenia so that doesn't help
EatnBeef 7
so your willing to throw away your virginity for guys looks? what is with girls today...?
angelofmusic89 11
really because I'm 22 and live with my parents still and have an 8 year old brother. It does happen just so you know.
AngryNinja 1
Did I miss something or did OP say it was her vCard? And just cause he's a really hit guy doesn't make him random. They could be dating or good friends. Aren't assumptions fun? (:
cvilla0713 0
that was a lil bit harsh! BUT! BUT! If she does act the way she talked then I understand Coo-toes to you man! ;).... no ****.
ilybooboo24 0
hahah people these days.
dobo3321 0
Ilybooboo24 is hot
RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
hahahaha19 0
Agreed!
DjeePee 25
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yazmi_09 3
you know you're right, next time if I'm gonna have sex with a guy and his parents are home I'll take it to a park bench instead!
MaiDeath 0
Yea that is stupid
ImmortalKratos 0
or or here's a thought now stay with me. keep ur pants on until no one is home. I'm not saying don't have sex but have a little respect.
missybopoo 1
...or in the stairwell, sports locker room, or janitor's closet at school... haha ;)
Jizwold 0
... the bathroom, the park after hours, the classroom when no ones there, the classroom when people are there, his car, ur car... etc etc the possibilities are practically endless
ur1ifesucks 0
haha
grapes1414 0
Makes you sound like a prostitute
MikeonFML 17
They could have been out of the house until they came back during the middle and the kid ran in first
TheJester12 15
this is the begginning to a very twisted Porno, most likely shot on a location in Alabama :p
jeremyt8nc 6
Nah not Alabama. try West Virginia
CarleeBugg123 5
Uhh FYI I'm from Alabama, and I don't see no hookers running all over the place. So you might wanna watch your ****-sucking mouth.
PeteyPablo12308 20
They're not talking about hookers hun, they're talking about incest.
quontag 15
Oh who are you bro who thinks Alabama is like that? Come down here and will be the shit out of you.
YacL 15
ALWAYS have a casual excuse on standby. But still, FYL.
Prankster7o7 5
Like he tripped and she fell?
YacL 15
Exactly.
Sathian 0
I was running naked and tripped on my naked girlfriend with an erection. Classy
Jasmine143 0
Ahahaha ^^ (:
crytorazon 0
full proof...^^
kurttimbob372 0
**fool
duckie227 22
guess you should have waited until they left or something!
Drclino 0
YDI for doing it while his family was home.....you were asking to be caught
pimpcakes2 11
Stranger danger! Who knows what the kid was thinking you were doing to his brother! lol
InitiateMeDharma 3
Anyone else a little surprised that this actually got voted in?
Sathian 0
No.
Spamaclause 0
Yes
supernerd352 7
pancakes
riley322 0
You were ****-blocked by an entire family. Yeah, FYL, but lock the door first this time.
tylersign 11
actually the term would be "twat swatted". thanks for playing.
donkeyshlong42 1
sorry didnt know there was a law stating you have to care about someone to have sex with them
SilenceIsSilver 0
Today, I am a 6 year old boy. I was minding my own business when I caught some random person who looks like the ladies my dad picks up on street corners doing things with my brother that he usually does with his friends. I think girls have cooties so I screamed for my parents to save him. Then my brother got mad at me for trying to save him. FML
tktom7 6
zomg... epic win
kimchininja999 0
win lol
rhinestonedworld 0
lol! wins!