socially awkward cupcake
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Morganisoverrated
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
soembarrassed
Australia
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
First date
Nerves, dear?
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Pewaukee, United States
Brief encounter
Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
oh no
Montreal, Canada
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Anonymous
Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
Fight, flight, or freeze
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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rakeb4 6
About five years ago I had the same problem with the guy I liked. I used to puke every time I knew I would meet him (first time it happened right in front of him, then I kinda understood the problem and prepared myself before going out the house). But we still got together in the end, and we are a couple to this day. If your crush cares about you just enough, he won't reject you for being sick; if he's so shallow as to change his mind about you for an incident like this, he's not worth stressing about; if he didn't like you before, even without puking you wouldn't have changed his mind. So try not to be too mad about it.
awildwhisper 30
maybe try practicing in front of the mirror and have "scripts" ready for people
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rakeb4 6
About five years ago I had the same problem with the guy I liked. I used to puke every time I knew I would meet him (first time it happened right in front of him, then I kinda understood the problem and prepared myself before going out the house). But we still got together in the end, and we are a couple to this day. If your crush cares about you just enough, he won't reject you for being sick; if he's so shallow as to change his mind about you for an incident like this, he's not worth stressing about; if he didn't like you before, even without puking you wouldn't have changed his mind. So try not to be too mad about it.
awildwhisper 30
maybe try practicing in front of the mirror and have "scripts" ready for people
jediloader 12
I think you ‘projected’ yourself to him in just the right way
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you didn’t shit yourself, too (as far as we know), so you’re 50% cooler than that other girl!
tonyfan00 38
Sexy!
PenguinPal3017 19
I thought that this was just a South Park joke.
Lobby_Bee 18
Nope, he isn't Mr. Right. Your body activated it's defensive mechanism automatically. Move on now.
GhostFox 34
One of the pros of being aromantic- I don't have to worry about doing this myself. Except in my case I would probably have a literal heart attack.
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
That’s gross Stan!