Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
saddened97
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
cutiekenz21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
liz1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Now, according to the documentaries I watch, your mom says, "You're not doing that right -- let me show you how it's done."
phybreawptic 13
The good news here is you have options. Lock the door, have sex somewhere else, or get your own place.
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Comments (6)
Marcella1016 32
Sucking his dick WHILE having sex? That’s a new kind of flexibility I can’t even imagine!
RichardPencil 32
Coitus is just one type of sexual activity. There are others ... or so I've heard.
spinspinsugar 12
coitus...that word always made me giggle lol
Marcella1016 32
I think of sex as actual “intercourse” (at least when it comes to heterosexual sex), and all the other stuff around that as “sexual activity.” So in that context, my brain unwittingly made some weird leaps in the imagination department based on the wording of her fml lol. But tomato cumato you know?
Brigfture 7
Common sense, where are you?
phybreawptic 13
The good news here is you have options. Lock the door, have sex somewhere else, or get your own place.
RichardPencil 32
Now, according to the documentaries I watch, your mom says, "You're not doing that right -- let me show you how it's done."
Charlie Given 28
LMFAO 🤣 that should be your new slogan
RichardPencil 32
I couldn't because that would be plagiarism -- I heard it from your mom. Yooooooowwwww!!!!
Brigfture 7
Not possible. She’s from India
spinspinsugar 12
reminds me of the time when me and my bf at the time were 69ing and his 80 something year old dad (yes his dad, my ex is from a second marriage and my ex's mom was like 30 years the dad's jr) walked in on us lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Buy a lock.
Hangryko 32
YDI, get your own place.