Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.
A07 48
I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP
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Comments (98)
fpants2010 18
That's a mood killer huh? Hope you were able to finish!!
IWishIWasObama 12
maybe he thought he was hurting her.
ColonelCusswords 24
Finishing is the most important thing here
pauliegon 18
Must've been his first time? LOL
Cads1 24
At least you yelled his name!
EarlFug 19
Agreed, at least your guy is food!
EarlFug 19
Whoops. At least your guy is good. Not food.
Fiorella1 19
At least you didn't yell someone else's name.
AnirudhR 16
I Wed thee Rachel
imhope 23
Aye haha love that show
hoosiergirl94 31
What an idiot
vampire623 6
what abitch ^
ColonelCusswords 24
I gasped at the perfection of this comment and reply
AndyPurdy 31
Lol,stupid
A07 48
I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP
AndyPurdy 31
Im guessing this is his first time
Mauskau 36
Judging by your two successive comments which have both failed badly, in guessing it's your first time here. Welcome to FML, I'll be your guide.
Hauclir 14
You sure it was the right name?
carebear1228 20
"I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name..." I'm pretty sure it was his name.
stieglar 17
Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.
SubparAtBest 23
Bruh this aint always good... especially when u cant breathe and shes pushing your head down. its the struggle.
WMidyette 4
The struggle is real.
Malecent 13
a girl did that to me when I didnt know what sex was. I could barely breathe :(
SubparAtBest 23
#59 it appears you still dont.
Amorettex 19
Love it lol!!
ColonelCusswords 24
Talk about literally drowning in the pussy