Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
sallen0046 4
Why are you having loud, screamer sex while your son is present? There's nothing wrong with having sex while your kids are home, but common sense would dictate that you keep it toned down and lock the door. It's irresponsible parenting to submit children that age to the probably chance of seeing you.
kwarrior66 0
threesome?
thebigblue 2
I see your a future child molesting convict. disgusting.
truehitman2010 0
why did t you lock the door?
zombiekitten87 12
good job, mom of the year. maybe next time you're getting laid when your kid is home, you'll try to NOT scar him for life.
shankill 0
yeah in 15 years time he'll be like FML i just found out what my mom was doing ahhhh! r something
purple_zebras_ 0
15 lol now a days kids know what sex is at 10
rafty4life 3
good thing he is only 4.
EvilPandaInc 0
Lock the door!
toohottiedottie 2
Eeew! why are you having screaming loud sex whe your kid is home, you trashy *****? YDI. and btw, this is a F HIS Life too. your poor son has to grow up hearing his mom have sex.
skull4k9 0
thats why theres locks on doors
shannonreneee 11
I am all for having sex but maybe keep the screaming down to a minimum and save it for when the kid is with his grandparents.
xNephilim 19
Yeah cause that will always work out that easily. My parents live in Germany. My fiancé's mom lives 3 1/2 hours away. His dad... I really can't see him taking our future kid whenever we want to get it on.
asktherunes 4
You won't be getting any awards for "mother of the year". Perhaps you should try reading about what that type of behavior does to young children, especially boys and their mother's.
monnanon 14
i dont think oedipus complexes are caused by hearing yr mum have sex. Freud was a bit wierd anyway and thought everything linked back to sexual things, most of his stuff has been discredited anyway.