Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
jessieroxs 0
maybe next time don't **** ur so loudly or maybe not with ur ******* son home
Peaceout0608_ 0
What your son did was cute, trying to protect you but the whole thing must have been soo embarising!
Kesler_17 0
Almost as embarrassing as your spelling of "embarrassing."
awesomenessgirl 0
number 1. you shouldn't be doing that when there's a kid home. 2. OMG that's adorable he came in with a water gun to save his mom. 3. You shouldn't of done that with him home he must be dramatized
meeba 2
be proud that he can reach a doorknob =D
annigotammo 1
okay 1) why are you having sex while he's awake and 2) why are you having sex and screaming while he's there?
navy19 0
ok so to all the people who are so negative towards her are retarded....yes I agree lock the door but your not gonna be able to get a babysitter every time you wanna have sex...grandma and grandpa are gonna be busy...oh yea here's a shocking fact your parents had sex while you were in the house!!! *gasp*...it's gonna happen and the kids not scarred for life he doesn't have a clue about what he saw and all you gotta do is tell him that age old line when two people love each other...we would be scarred because we are old enough to understand what's going on...people need to grow up it's just sex...
birds_fml 7
You guys who think that people shouldn't have sex with kids in the house are stupid. So... they're only supposed to have sex a few times a year? Only have sex after 6 years when the kid is gone at school for a few hours? How do you think siblings get made? But OP, you deserve it. For not locking the door, and for screaming when someone else is in the house. It's not impossible to stay quiet... I know, I'm a screamer, and even I can keep my damn mouth shut when someone else is home. Moan into the pillow if you have to. At the very least, there is no excuse for not locking the door.
MustangFilly77 9
Aww, I think it's sweet that he wanted to come and save you :) He's too young to remember anything, just remember to lock the door next time, stuff happens, no big deal...
xNephilim 19
Eh, there's a chance he'll remember. I know I vaguely remember things that happened when I was 4. I highly doubt this will scar him for life, though. I've walked in on my parents before and while it was mildly embarrassing, it didn't scar me. I mean, seriously. Even children have common sense. As soon as they know what sex is and what can happen after it (aka kids), they will most likely somewhat understand that the parents will still be doing it.
jonadon 0
Lock ur door
anettes 7
Aw, but that was just cute.