Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
FriskyCoconut 0
is screaming really necassary? especially if you have a 4 year old kid in the house, what did u expect?
thebigblue 2
Why are you having sex with your 4 year old around? At least wait for them to go to sleep.
5starchickz 0
Aww, that's precious. Your son trying to protect you......
1121osu2110 0
why the hell are u having sex while 1.. ur kid is home and 2.. he is awake, you fail at being a parent. I know some times u can't help that u wanna hv sex right then and there but when ur kid is awake u should control yourself...
5Jenna5 0
aww u have an awesome child for caring. and why the hell r u having sex with a child in the house???
ipapix 0
lmfao! keep it quiet nxt time...
purple_zebras_ 0
omg all you people are ridiculous having sex while your child is home is perfectly fine! the 4 year old was just trying to protect his mommy and most likely wouldn't of walked in on her STFU all you people don't know what it's like to have kids apparently because you can't always take them to someone because it's hard to find trustworthy people to take care of them!
evilcartman 0
milf!!!!
meteor_stream 9
What's with all the "omg you scarred the kid for life, how can you have sex when the kid's at home and not asleep" comments? OP, just lock the kid in its room with a supply of toys/books/games that's enough for the time while you're with the boyfriend. Also, lock your door too. No intruders, no problems.
dubstep87 0
and the mother of the year award goes to....??? not good to have sex with kids home.. especially if it isn't the father of Ur kids.. an if you are not planning to stay with him.. other than that.. yes it was cute but not cool. Ur son will forever be traumatize