Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
LittlestV 28
This is a case of F his life, for seeing you at it with your boyfriend! That's gross, and who the hell was looking after your kid if you were just busy doing it?! YDI. The poor kid doesn't deserve to have seen that...
stacie777 0
For those of you who dont have kids, until they are older there really isnt a time when you are home and your child is not. And its not realistic to get a babysitter everytime you wanna have sex. She didnt say what time of day it was or what the 4 year old was supposed to be doing, like napping. 2 things that could have helped are locking the door, and not beong so loud.
jbtheone_fml 5
so you got real wet?
kriegs444 5
haha thats awesome. i think she did
Sheilatakeabow 0
Why would you be having sex if your child was awake? If it was at night, then that's fine but if it was in the daytime what is wrong with you? Who'd be looking after your kid?
cab227 2
at least he grabbed the ware gun and not a knife or anything like that. why were you haveimg sex with your boyfriend while your son is awake anyways?
AntoshaChekhonte 6
Yet another FML which makes it obvious which folks are teenagers or really dumb young adults (God help us). OMG, PARENTS HAVE SEX! RUN FOR IT, REPRESSED YOUTH OF THE WORLD! People have sex. The OP may even have had sex to get her 4 year old son. I suspect a elephant was involved, but what do I know? So maybe her kid was supposed to be asleep. We don't exactly have a time stamp here. I would say her problem is not piping down, but sometimes you've just gotta get primal.
sallen0046 4
Of course parents can have sex with their children in the house, but if the child is old enough to understand screaming usually means something is wrong, you keep it quiet so things like this don't happen. Not to mention you lock the door if they're capable of walking so they don't just barge in to see what's up.
fudgeeocookies 10
why would you have sex when your kid is at home?
pippygoodtwin 0
keep your Knicks noks on til your kiddies akip and then keep the noise down,saying you need to get to get primal or your just a screamer or some silly bollocks is tantamount to saying your bit of a selfish shit stain if you ask me,bite a ****** pillow!
perdix 31
That's better than having your 16-year-old busting in, holding his baby batter gun and wanting a turn.
wiserocker 0
O_o.....
metalboy94 0
Perdix's comment, as always, is full of win.
Juneauak 0
BAD PARENTING!!! WHO THE **** WAS WATCHING YOUR KID?!